Turns out, the game has a
stupid amount of new flavor text after Murdaw's defeat; Enough to break the character limit several times over. So instead of Part 9, I'll be posting this "Intermission"; All the stuff I found relevant/interesting/funny/what-have-you.
All the towns are included except Amor (you'll see why later). The rest, you can find labeled by section with CTRL + F. Highlights include...
1) Party chat hinting that Captain Rusty may be alive (Castle Somnia, Real World)
2) Carver reconciling with his father (Port Haven)
3) Ella & Johan about to have sex (Port Haven... Seriously, I'm not joking)
4) An farmer and his dessert (Ghent)
5) King Somnus the playboy (Castle Somnia, Dream World)
6) Tania's darkest fears (Weaver's Peak)
INTERMISSIONS:
MURDAW'S KEEP:
Murdaw: Th-This cannot be...
Recap wrote:Murdaw's torso lay bleeding. It was all that was left of him, and his color was fading. His skin turned from green to charcoal black, and his form grew opaque. Rex panicked for a moment, thinking that he was going to teleport again. Instead, his body started exploding. Watching Murdaw die was like watching a firecracker skip along the pavement. Rex had never seen anything like it... Not that he was complaining.
Murdaw's body evaporated into dust with one final explosion. The explosion cleared, and Rex saw a body of small blue orbs gathered together. They hovered in place, then shot into the atmosphere. They travelled in all directions, and soared across the sky like falling stars. Rex didn't know what he was looking at... But it seemed like something good had happened!
Then a beacon of light shone where Murdaw had died, and a strange voice came from out of nowhere, and emanated throughout the battlements (or what was left of them). Pure light washed over Rex's broken body. The blood was dabbed from his mouth, his wounds were stitched together, and the weariness lifted from his eyes. It was beyond joy; beyond anything he had ever felt in his life. He hadn't just been healed; he had been made anew. It felt like every injury he had ever had was undone; even the ones that were no longer there...
Goddess: You have fought with courage and conviction, Rex. The world is now free of Murdaw's menace forever. Go forth! There are many who await your return!
Rex: And what about my friends? Are they...?
Recap wrote:Rex got his answer before he could finish.
"Avast! You're good as new! Just like me!" Carver yelled, catching Rex in a bear hug.
"Did we win?" Nevan asked, appearing before Rex.
"So it would seem. What do you think, Rex?" Milly appeared.
"Well, I mean, I chopped the vermin in half with that Fire Claw, and then he exploded. That's about as 'dead' as I'VE ever seen anyone." Rex answered.
"You CHOPPED him in HALF!?" Carver marveled.
"Er... Well, I mean I blasted the big fat hole in his chest (thanks for that, by the way)... And then he just sorta... Went to pieces!" Rex laughed. Carver laughed with him, Nevan face-palmed, and Milly gave an amused sigh...
"Well, that's all well and good. But, what of the dragon? Have any of you seen it?" Milly said.
"The dragon... OH! OH NO!' Rex sprang to attention, and hurried to the last place they had seen the dragon. It had been blasted against one of the towers by Murdaw, and had been buried in rubble. 'Come on, sweetie... Get up. Get up..." Rex whispered. He and the rest began moving the rubble off. It was tiring work, but that was nothing after all the dragon had done for them. Still, they were not having any luck... In fact, they weren't even finding a body.
"The critter didn't just... disappear, did it? Into thin air 'n everything like that?" Carver wondered.
"It's possible it was a construct; summoned by the ocarina Milly had. Perhaps you should try playing it again?" Nevan glanced at Milly.
"No, I can't. Not anymore. Murdaw smashed the ocarina" Milly said mournfully.
"No more dragons to thump the monsters? Crikey! I was lookin' forward to tha-"
"UGGGGH!!" Ashlynn's voice sounded from the rubble. Ashlynn's voice. THAT had shut the conversation down. All eyes went to the rubble, now. The rocks shook in place for a moment, and suddenly, Ashlynn exploded from the pile, gasping for air!"
"ASHLYNN!?" The group said in unison.
"Thanks for the help, guys! I thought I was gonna DIE!' Ashlynn coughed and wheezed. 'Sheesh! There I was just hummin' along, enjoying my beauty sleep... next thing I know, I'm buried under a buncha ROCKS! What's going on here!? ...What? Did I tear something?" The whole group was staring. It was going to be a very interesting trip home indeed...
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The way back was an interesting little trip into Ashlynn's psyche. First... She just laughed at them. Irrelevant were the obvious problems of "how did you get from a ship to a castle?", or "Why can't you remember anything from the past several hours?"; She just dug in her heels every time Nevan tried to push the issue... At least at first.
Several hours later, after the group had already stopped trying to convince her, she got locked up in horror. Everything they said sunk in, and Ashlynn was wailing about how hideous she must have looked. All those scales, all those jagged edges, those monstrous teeth, and that hideous breath!
After that, the Rex spent the better part of an hour telling her that she was the most beautiful dragon he had ever seen. Her scales shone, her cheeks were smooth like pomegranates, each tooth was white as a lamb and perfectly matched with its twin, her eyes sparkled like doves besides springs of water... Whatever Milly told Rex to say, Rex said it. That was a big hit with her. She loved hearing Rex say that, it seemed.
After that was what seemed an eternity of her saying "I'M A DRAGON!! I'M A DRAGON!! I'M A DRAGON!!" on loop, to everything she saw. It didn't matter that the ocarina was smashed; she just insisted she'd "come up with a spell or something". Rex & Milly liked it; Carver & Nevan, not so much.
After that, they talked about whether or not she was a magic dragon, from a long-lost kingdom. Perhaps she was a princess! Maybe she had a handsome prince waiting back home to marry! Far as Ashlynn was concerned, that was the best part of amnesia; Your past was anything you wanted it to be!
On that note, the group was finally ready to meet the king and queen of Somnia. They had mentally recovered from Murdaw, and were now assembled before the rulers.
SOMNIA:
King Somnus: So Murdaw has indeed been defeated at last... I had scarcely dared to dream of this day! I must applaud you on your magnificent efforts. Surely the time for peace has returned, and we owe it all to your hard work. On behalf of this kingdom - nay, on behalf of this entire world, I offer you my sincerest thanks.
Recap wrote:King Somnus presented a long purple staff with gold accents. The top of the staff had a curved crescent-shaped design with a small green crystal in its middle.
King Somnus: Please accept this as a token of our gratitude. It's not much, but... well, here - have a look.
Recap wrote:Rex obliged, and took the staff in his hand. A feeling like static electricity came into his hand, except it didn't hurt at all. This was another battle item, from the look of it. One that could cast spells, just like the Fire Claw & Staff of Ghent.
Rex: Your Majesty.
King Somnus: Now, now. No need to be humble. You just saved the world! Here, I insist.
Recap wrote:Somnus cupped the back of Rex's hand, and set the staff in his palm. He looked into Rex's eyes, and nodded. Rex took the staff, smiled, bowed, and fell back in with the rest of his group.
King Somnus: I have every confidence we can continue to rely on you and your companions to spare no effort for the sake of the world and its people. Well, I'm spent. That's all I have to say... However, it seems my wife Apnea would like to have a word with you in private, Rex. If the rest of you would be so kind as to take your leave...?
Recap wrote:The party glanced at each other, before Milly spoke up.
Milly: We'll be waiting for you downstairs.
Carver: Well, that's that. See ya later, Rex.
Recap wrote:The group started walking out, but then Ashlynn stopped, and looked at Rex. Rex wasn't sure why, but her face was beaming. The two looked at each other, Ashlynn winked at him ("knock 'em dead!" was the vibe Rex got), and Rex turned towards Somnus.
King Somnus: Hmm? It's not me who wishes to speak with you, Rex. It's my wife. She's the prettier one.
Recap wrote:Rex smirked. He really liked the King. He was pleasant, whatever his true feelings. The Queen, however...
Queen Apnea: Come a little closer, Rex. I'd like to get a better look at your face.
Recap wrote:Rex had a bad feeling about this...
Queen Apnea: Hmm... Yes... There can be no doubt. It really is you, Prince Sleipnir.
Recap wrote:There it was.
Queen Apnea: My, haven't you grown! Ah, but even as I utter these words, you probably have no idea of what I speak. But rest assured, a mother knows. You are our son. Well, to be more precise, you are a part of our son's dream. That is probably why you seem somewhat different from the Sleipnir we knew.
Recap wrote:Rex's stomach lurched. Carver had assured him he was the same as always, when he was made whole... But now the Queen was saying he was different?
Queen Apnea: Still, if this is the case, then your real self is to be found somewhere in this world. That was true for your friend Carver, was it not?
Rex: Perhaps? To be honest, it is...difficult...for me to think about. That I'm a part of someone else. I would like to deal with that... In my own time, your Highness. If that is alright...
Recap wrote:Apnea's face tightened, and she shook her head. Somnus had accepted Rex being his own person, but his mother...
Queen Apnea: I'm truly sorry, Rex. I didn't want to bring this up on such a joyous day...
Recap wrote:Rex was about to comfort her... But then she went on.
Queen Apnea: But if Murdaw has been defeated, and the world is finally peaceful again... Then why has your true self not returned? I can't stop thinking about it... Rex, I beg of you: The real you is out there somewhere in this world. Seek him out - please. Your current existence is incomplete. We eagerly await the day you can return to us - as the real Sleipnir.
Recap wrote:............
Yeah. They were done here.
Carver: Ashlynn's waitin' for us in the wagon. Come on! Let's shove off!
Recap wrote:Best idea Rex had heard all day! Far as he was concerned, it was time for some good ol' fashioned R&R; A trip around the castle and town, a visit to Madame Luca, a trip to Weaver's Peak... and then Port Haven? Ghent, if Nevan wanted?
I had the strangest dream... In it, the defeat of Murdaw had somehow brought about the restoration of Alltrades Abbey. But when I sent someone to check, the Abbey was still in ruins. What could it possibly mean...?
Nevan: It is feasible that this fellow has witnessed an event that has occurred in the dream world.
Milly: It makes perfect sense! Alltrades Abbey must be restored in the dream world!
Recap wrote:There HAD been those cluster of small blue spheres that appeared, after Murdaw exploded. No harm checking things out. They'd have all the time in the world, after all.
It's rather late now, of course, but I do wish I'd come with you. I'd love to have been there when Murdaw met his end.
Nevan: Somnia boasts a noble tradition of brave warriors. I am impressed by all I have met.
Rex: Including me, I hope?
Recap wrote:Nevan was surprised. Rex had never told him about that story, so he filled him in. Nevan was floored yet more.
Poor Captain Rusty... If only he could be here with us to celebrate...
Carver: I can only hope Captain Rusty is still alive and kickin' out there somewhere.
Nevan: I have the strangest feeling that we shall encounter this Rusty once again, Goddess willing.
Recap wrote:Rex sighed. It was a lovely thought... And for all he knew, the Goddess had preserved him. She was the only reason THEY were alive, after all. Still, was it responsible to hope for such a thing, without any evidence? Rex wasn't sure.
The King and Queen have awoken, and Murdaw has been defeated... And yet, our Prince has not returned. Where in the world could he be...?
Milly: Your real self, Rex... I'm sure he's alive out there somewhere.
Rex: "Alive", huh...? Yeah, I suppose he's got his own life, too.
Recap wrote:Rex was glad Milly reminded him of that, despite himself. Truth be told? He had struggled with the temptation to just forget "Sleipnir" entirely; To ensure his own existence and self. But... That was wrong. If Carver was right, then Rex would be fine regardless. If Apnea was right, and Sleipnir was a person with his own unique identity... Then Sleipnir was basically in a coma; A coma that would last for as long as Rex let it...
You're the reason Captain Rusty is no longer with us... And yet, you're also responsible for defeating Murdaw... Let's just say my emotions are both frazzled and flummoxed at the moment.
Rex: What I did was a mistake. Wasn't tryin' to get anyone hurt, but... I did. Please, don't feel bad on my account.
Recap wrote:That was the lesson there, Rex supposed. Good intentions =/= Good outcomes. That, and the people needed Sleipnir more than they needed Rex.
Heh, even I 'eard the news! Murdaw's a goner! Now that the castle ain't threatened no more, I can finally relax! And you know wot? This cell suddenly don't seem so bad. Thanks a lot, you really 'elped me out!
Carver: Whoa! We've even made the world a better place for jailbirds!
Milly: I'm so glad the prisoner can relax! ...Wait, what am I saying?
Nevan: Well, let's at least accept his thanks.
Recap wrote:Then was the town itself.
Wait, you're the ones who disposed of Murdaw!? It is an honour to have this brush with greatness!
Nevan: The Goddess counsels us not to put our faith in praise for it can just as quickly change to blame.
Recap wrote:No kidding. It seemed only yesterday that Rex and his group were reviled amongst the nation military. Good thing Somnus spoke up when he did!
The group went to the Church service.
Now that awful Murdaw has been dealt with, the world can gradually return to being peaceful. Could it be you were sent from the Goddess to save us?
Ashlynn: Sent from the Goddess, huh...? Is that where I came from?
Recap wrote:Oh! Ashlynn was here? Rex thought she was in the wagon. Well, no matter; It was good to have her!
Nevan: If the Goddess sees fit to use us to fulfill Her higher purpose, then so be it.
Carver: I don't recall the Goddess sendin' me anywhere, but I don't feel like arguin'.
Recap wrote:Well, Rex wasn't sent by the Goddess either, but he WAS sent by the Mountain Spirit... Or are they the same person? Rex wondered about that, at times.
Good times, oh yeah! Truly these are good times! The King and Queen are cured, Chancellor Keating is gone from the castle, and, best of all, Murdaw's been defeated! But wait... Is that too many good things? I hope I'm not being set up for a fall.
Milly: I know the feeling. I'm always worried that too much good can only lead to an eventual disappointment.
Ashlynn: Wow, what pessimism. Me, I always see the goblet as half full.
Rex: An' we love ya for it, Ash.
Recap wrote:Ashlynn giggled, and Rex & Milly smiled in kind.
I say, do you remember that fake prince from the 'Fake Prince Incident' who turned up here with his gang? Apparently, it was the same gang that defeated Murdaw! Not that I believe a word of it, of course.
Milly: βGangβ? That makes us sound so uncivilised...
Recap wrote:Rex was about to agree... And then he remembered how he looked with his spiky hair with hoop earings... And how Carver looked with his mohawk and open shirt... Not to mention Ashlynn, and whatever she was doing with her hair. Even Milly was dressed oddly, now that Rex thought of it. Elegant and beautiful, but still odd. Maybe "gang" wasn't so far off after all... No wonder Apnea wanted Sleipnir back.
Carver: Well, Rex, whether they're sayin' good things or bad things, at least everyone's talkin' about ya!
Recap wrote:Indeed.
Murdaw's been defeated, but my other half just lies there asleep all day! He says he's been having dreams about an abbey somewhere, but I wonder...
Recap wrote:An abbey? Alltrades Abbey? Rex listened in on the old man himself.
Ah-phew... Ah-phew... I'm not cut out for monster taming. I'd rather be a pattycake princess...
Rex: ...Huh.
Ashlynn: Dream big, I always say. Dream big.
Recap wrote:Mighty big dream he had there...
Thanks to you, travelling around is so much safer now. I'll finally be able to peddle in peace!
Nevan: If he's travelling, he should take a trip to Ghent. I only wish I could pay it a visit myself.
Rex: Oh? What's stopping us? I wanna check up on Wellshire first, make sure those ol' crooks aren't up to no good... But after that? Sky's the limit!
Recap wrote:They were about to do just that, when a soldier from the castle hailed them.
I have a message for you from the Elder of Ghent. 'The Providence's destiny now lies in your hands, Rex. She is yours to use freely.' She'll be waiting for you on the shore, directly to the east of Somnia castle.
Carver: Nothin' can stop us now that we've got free use of that boat. The world's our seaslime!
Nevan: The Elder of Ghent has once again given me more than I could ever thank him for...
Recap wrote:Rex and the Elder had clearly gotten off to a bad start; It was going to be nice, getting re-acquainted. But first, Wellshire.
WELLSHIRE:
Recap wrote:Sure enough, the well was free of Biggs & Liddle, and the other areas seemed safe as well. Rex decided to stop by the town.
Oi! You lot! Have you heard that someone's gone an' defeated Murdaw? Is that true?
Rex: Yep!
Strike a light! Someone's really gone an' done it! You've got your ears to the ground, haven't you?
Rex: An' a claw in Murdaw's stomach, too! "Hi, I'm Rex! How ya doin'?"
Wot's that?! It was you lot wot defeated him!? Well, I never! I take my hat off to you!
Recap wrote:Rex shook his hand and continued his day.
Nevan: It appears that word of Murdaw's defeat has reached even here.
Rex: Amazing how that works, eh?
Aw, today really is a bootiful day.
Carver: Aye, even the sun seems to know we walloped Murdaw.
Ashlynn: Couldn't ask for a better laundry day, right?
Recap wrote:Ashlynn doin' laundry!? Rex didn't know she had it in her!
On that note, they found some children.
Basil: My ol' dear's given up on makin' me stay in to do my homework! She said I could go to the dream well! Wot sort o' fun games can you play in a well, I wonder?
Carver: Good for him! The dream well is now officially free of all kidnappers and shady sorts.
Milly: Still, without adult supervision, I'd be concerned about letting a child run free out there.
Nevan: I was never allowed to play in wells. I suppose that's what you get for being the βChosen Oneβ. Maybe I missed out...?
Recap wrote:Wait, was Nevan aware of his destiny since his childhood? No wonder he was so serious and proper.
I know a fun game to play at the well! Basil can pretend to be a well wisher livin' at the bottom!
Nevan: βPretend to be a well wisherβ!? What can it all mean!?
Rex: You dunno about Well Wishers? Really?
Nevan: Perhaps my youth was a little too sheltered...
Rex: Well they're big orange things that hide in wells, and kill ya. Kinda like those Canniboxes at Murdaw's? Actually, I think someone needs to tell his mom; Just in case he's pullin' our legs.
Recap wrote:But sure enough...
I told that little scamp he could go an' have a nose around the dream well. I only hope he don't get into any mischief.
Ashlynn: If I were him, I'd probably go regardless of what my mom said!
Rex: (Yup. That's why I worry...)
Recap wrote:Finally, the group stopped by to see Cynthia and her father.
Well, if it ain't my heroes! You're always welcome here in Wellshire. Don't be strangers, you hear?
Nevan: It is pleasant indeed to be given such a warm welcome. In fact, I feel a little flushed...
Recap wrote:"A little" was right; Nevan was turning red! Rex chuckled inwardly.
"Flushed, huh? You all right, Nevan?" Rex asked.
"Er, yes, I believe so. My robes; They are ill-suited for...hot days such as this." Nevan responded.
"Uh huh. Hey, random question; how old are ya?"
"...15. Why?"
"15!?' Carver piped in. 'Crikey! You're younger 'n I thought!"
"Say, I'm gonna talk to the Mayor real quick' Rex said. "You an' Carver keep Cynthia company? Wanna see if she or 'er Dad saw 'em lately."
"Ulp! Er, a-alright, b-but..." Nevan fumbled.
"C,mon buddy, let's go" Carver giggled, clapped Nevan on the shoulder, and led him to Cynthia. Rex talked to the mayor.
I'm very glad you popped by to see us again! I heard you got the better of that ol' Murdaw. First kidnappers, now evil sorcerers... Is there anyfin' you lot can't do? Ha ha!
Recap wrote:The two talked further, and concluded that Biggs & Liddle had not struck again. Rex was relieved, in many ways. He wasn't sure he had handled them correctly when they had defeated them. Now? He was more comfortable with his decision.
In any case, that was all for Wellshire. Now it was Port Haven... On Carver's request.
PORT HAVEN:
I welcome ye to Port Haven!
Milly: You know, we've been so through much together, it feels like an age ago when I met you here, Rex.
Recap wrote:That was one detail Rex wondered about. He, Milly, and Carver had banded together twice when fighting Murdaw... And their 2nd meeting was in the exact same place as the 1st! In fact... Was that how she knew to wait for them at Port Haven? Because that's where they had met the 1st time? Rex would have to ask her about that later...
I do despair! I hope that Mayor of ours knows how much bother he's caused everyone by goin' off on this jaunt. Wait - you don't fancy havin' a go at being mayor, do you? Hee hee... I'm sure you'd do a right good job of it... Shame we can't let out-of-towners be mayor, really...
Carver: Well, I ain't no out-of-towner, and Mayor Carver does have a nice ring to it... But I'm not ready to run for office 'n everything like that. I've got places to visit and monsters to bash!
Recap wrote:Actually, Carver had one very specific to visit... His home.
Carver: Dad...
Recap wrote:He had almost lost his nerve right there; The only time Rex could ever recall him buckling. Still, they got him through it, and Carver went inside.
Carver: Ahoy, Mum...
Carver's Mom: Avast! Who said that!? There's only one boy who calls me 'Mum'. It's you! It's you, Carver!
Carver: I, uh, I must've had you worried sick, aye?
Carver's Mom: Never mind that, love! You're home now and that's that!
Recap wrote:Carver's mom turned to her husband.
Carver's Mom: Ahoy, come and have a look! Carver's back! He's really back this time!
Carver's Dad: Blimey! Pipe down! I told you I can't work with all your blabberin'.
Carver's Mom: No, YOU pipe down, you-
Carver: It's alright, Mum. He's got every right to wanna saw my head off. I did leave you two and go off on my own n' everything like that.
Carver's Mom: But Carver-
Carver: And I've got to shove off again, I'm afraid. I won't be able to come back for a while. There's things I've got to take care of, ya see. Aw, don't go wellin' up on me! This town's got enough salty water already! I'm sorry, Mum.
Carver's Mom: Oh, Carver... I'm... I'm fine. As long as I know you're safe, I'll be alright. Don't you worry about me. I've gotten used to it just bein' your dad and I. You go, Carver. Do what you gotta do, and when you're done... You'll come back, aye?
Carver: You can bet on it. You're my family and that's that. Alright, Mum, this ship's got to sail. And Dad... Take care of yourself, alright?
Recap wrote:No response, at first. Moments passed... Rex wondered if he was going to say anything. Finally, he looked over at Carver... and motioned him with his hand. Carver obliged, and then his dad motioned for his mom to shoo. She obliged as well, and the group watched Carver and his Dad walk to the other room. Fortunately, Rex's hearing was always exceptional...
Carver's Dad: I'd never say this in front of that wife o' mine, but... Whatever it is you wanna do, Son, just come back home once you've done it, alright?
Recap wrote:Another pause... And then crying. Rex heard Carver turn from a hardened warrior into a little boy. Rex had never heard him do that before, and he would never hear him do that again. His dad may not have been good with emotions, but on this day? He told Carver exactly what he needed to hear...
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The group was off again, after that.
Carver: That was somethin' I had to do. But enough of all that emotional stuff β let's shove off.
Milly: I'm proud of you, Carver.
Recap wrote:Now was time to see Ella & Johan. Unfortunately, Ashlynn ran off ahead of them. Rex wanted to knock first, but Ashlynn went right in. She failed to find them on the first floor, and went up to their room. Rex ran after her...and found Ashlynn stopped dead in her tracks. She was staring at something...
Rex looked, and found Ella & Johan...in the bedroom...kissing.
Johan: Ella...
Ella: Johan...
Johan: At last, we are together, my love...
Ella: Oh Johan... I've waited so long for this...
Recap wrote:Ashlynn was...embarassed.
Ashlynn: Let's hurry back downstairs. Those two could use some, uh, privacy.
Recap wrote:Too late!
Johan: Um... Heh heh... Hello there... That was rather an inopportune moment...
Carver: Uh... Don't mind us! We didn't see a thing.
Ella: H-Hello! Erm, please come in! We were just, erm... You know...
Carver: We were uh, just leavin', aye, Rex?
Recap wrote:Pronto.
Speaking of interlopers...
Ivy: Johan and Ella do seem sickeningly happy, don't they? Hmph. All that pining, whining, and plotting, and I've ended up with nothing.
Nevan: Manipulating people's hearts is a difficult task, even for the Goddess.
Carver: I just hope she learnt somethin' from it!
Recap wrote:Speaking of misguided women...
It's a right tragedy that I'm nappin' in the middle of the day, just 'cause I ain't got anyfin' better to do. At least I wont' get tired or hungry while I'm asleep... Well, nighty-nighty.
Recap wrote:And off she went.
Milly: Huh? Am I hearing things? She's snoring like a drain already?
Recap wrote:OWCH!! Milly was sweet as could be, but sometimes...
Seems to me, as soon as King Somnus gets better, Murdaw croaks it. I'm tellin' you, there's somethin' special about a king who's got that kind o' power.
Ashlynn: Wow. His facts couldn't be more fouled up, but I don't want to kill his buzz.
Carver: Aye, let folks think it was the King's power if they like. We can't go hoggin' all the credit!
Rex: Helped us get a ship, too. Can't forget that.
Recap wrote:Speaking of ships...
Yo-ho-ho! I thought I'd be losin' me job, but now the peaceful times arrr back, I've no need to worry! Hoist the mainsail!
Carver: Always been a little jealous of sailors. Life's such a breeze for them. Hardy har!
Recap wrote:Ha! Good one.
Ahoy there! Hic! Let me tell ye a story of when I were a young deckhand. Hic! Way up north we were, near them rocksh. That'sh where I shaw her. The bonniesht thing, she was. Hic! A mermaid, I tell ye! Hic!
Ashlynn: Tee hee! This guy for real? He's hilarious!
Milly: A sea populated by mermaids... Sounds wonderful β if it's true.
Nevan: Hmm... Way up north...? It sounds like somewhere we could perhaps sail to...
Recap wrote:Always worth a peak.
Arrr, I finally asked her, I did! All I need to do now is find us a place to live, so we can navigate the sea of life together.
I thought he'd be heading back to Somnia, now that the King and Queen are finally awake... But instead, he asks me to marry him! What a wonderful surprise! ♥
Milly: Truly a match made in heaven! Or Haven, I suppose. Hee hee.
Recap wrote:Another great pun!
Hey! Have you heard? Murdaw's been beaten! It's true! Perhaps those poor souls from Alltrades Abbey can finally rest in peace...
Nevan: I too will pray for the souls of all those caught up in the destruction of the Abbey...
Milly: Indeed... If even some of those poor souls can find peace now, it will have been worth the effort.
Recap wrote:Well, that was Port Haven. Now for Madame Luca's.
MADAME LUCA'S:
Carver: Time for another session with everyone's favourite dream seer! Great.
Madame Luca: Ah! You again! Madame Luca knew you were coming, but sometimes it is fun to be acting surprised, yes? Madame Luca watched your marvellous fight through her crystal ball! Best seat in the house, mmm-hmm. Ah, come in, come in! Maybe Madame Luca will treat you to one of her dishes.
Recap wrote:They went inside her house and sat around the table.
Madame Luca: It has been an age since old Madame Luca wore her apron, but she foresees a treat in your future! Now eat!
Recap wrote:The party eyed their food carefully. They'd never seen anything like what Luca had put out...
Madame Luca: What are you waiting for? Tuck in before the lard gets hard! Hah hee!
Recap wrote:The party dined on Madame Luca's mysterious dishes and enjoyed a relaxing evening...
Morning came, and they spoke to Madame Luca.
Madame Luca: Ah, you're awake. I trust you had sweet dreams, yes? By the way, the crystal has been showing something curious lately: a strange old abbey. It started making sense to Madame Luca as soon as you defeated Murdaw... That abbey, yes... It is most likely Alltrades Abbey!
Carver: Aye, that's all well and good, but the Abbey in this world is still a ruin...
Milly: If Madame Luca has seen it in the crystal, then surely it must be real. Alltrades Abbey in the dream world must have been restored.
Nevan: If Alltrades Abbey were really back in one piece, it would be...er...out of this world!
Carver: Wait! That's it! We need to go to the upper world and check out that giant chasm!
Recap wrote:So those WERE lost souls inside Murdaw's stomach... Just when Rex thought Murdaw couldn't have gotten any worse.
In any case, Rex told Nevan that they could visit Ghent, so...
GHENT:
Welcome, pilgrims, to Ghent. The blessings of the Goddess be upon you. If the winding path of destiny has brought you here, then surely it was meant to be. Oh, it is you! The blessed Nevan, the chosen one! Let me be the first to welcome you back!
Nevan: It is indeed good to be back.
Recap wrote:Rex wondered if he would be treated similar, when he stopped by Weaver's Peak. Then the party saw an amusing scene.
Urgh! Help! I think I'm going to burst!
Stop your complaining! I did warn you!
Recap wrote:She turned to a nearby nun.
Please could you help him? He's claiming his stomach's going to burst!
I will do all that is in my power to ease your hsuband's distress.
Recap wrote:The non closed her eyes and began to chant softly... Blue sparkles enveloped the man, and he was cured!
Urgh! W-Wait! It doesn't hurt any more! It doesn't hurt!
You sure you're alright? You're not going to be complaining again in a minute, are you?
No, I'm fine! I've never felt better. I really thought I was going to explode! Thank you, sister! You saved my life!
Carver: Aww, I wanted to see him explode! Just kiddin', just kiddin'...
Recap wrote:The conversation continued.
If he expects sympathy from me, he's not going to get it! If he had seven helpings of dessert, that's not my fault! Let's get home! Those cows aren't going to feed themselves! And don't be giving them any dessert!
Rex: (S-Seven!?)
I've learnt my lesson, I swear! (But what I wouldn't give for another helping of dessert...)
Carver: So he just ate too much!? Well, he ain't gettin' any sympathy from me, either!
Ashlynn: Wow. What a pig!
Rex: That, or the second coming of Murdaw...
Nevan: The Goddess frowns upon unbridled greed and gluttony. I pray this is the last time.
Recap wrote:But, sure enough...
We humble citzens of Ghent live our daily lives in a spirit of gratitude to the Goddess. If it wasn't for Her grace and good will, we wouldn't be able to enjoy this fine food. Thank you, Goddess!
Rex: (sigh)
Milly: I'm sure the Goddess is just delighted to see him eating again...
They never stop eating... I'm talking about the cows, of course... And my husband.
Nevan: Her husband appears to have learnt his eating habits from those cows. I disapprove of this gluttony.
Recap wrote:Oh well...
The rest of the visit was great. Nevan was the town hero; Everyone praised him! Nevan tried to include the rest of the group, but, it was clear who the townsfolk were really thinking about.
Rex didn't mind. Nevan was younger than the rest of them, so the fight was probably even rougher for him than for the rest. He deserved the praise.
Finally, after a time, the group visited the Elder. They saw a middle-aged man and his old mother talking heatedly in front of the Elder.
Elder: Enough! This is no time for squabbling. Hold on for one moment, I beseech you.
Recap wrote:The Elder closed his eyes and began to pray intently... Blue sparkles enveloped the old woman, just as it had the farmer.
Och, I've never felt such pain in all my boorn days! Make it stop, will ye!? ...Wait. H-Hold on! The pain's goone! All goone!
Wasn't I there tellin' ye that the Elder would do all that was in his poower for ye!? Will ye never listen tae yer own son and heir!?
Och, enough of yer auld blather! The main thing is that the pain's all goone!
Recap wrote:The man turned to the Elder
Thank ye so much for all ye've done for ma ungrateful auld ma!
Elder: You need not thank me. Save your praise for the Goddess.
Aye, reet ye are! I'll be sure tae dae jest that! Ma, it's time for us tae head off! Are ye no comin'!?
Recap wrote:The two left.
Elder: You have returned! Praise be to the infinite grace and mercy of the Goddess! With the downfall of Murdaw, the world is returning to the blessed peace it once knew. But there will still be call for the healing powers of Ghent, make no mistake of that. Nevan, your powers will also be called on. But not here. No! Your destiny is to travel the world, aiding those who are suffering. You are about to embark on an epic journey that will take you to all corners of our world. Know that the good will and prayers of the people of Ghent go with you.
Nevan: I will not let the people of Ghent down! I will come to the aid of all those who are suffering!
Recap wrote:On that note, the group went on their way. Just one last trip to Somnia and then it was Rex's home!
SOMNIA (DREAM WORLD):
Welcome to Somnia. Stay out of - Oh, it's you! I heard King Somnus's[sic] victory proclamation! Outstanding work, all of you!
Milly: Speaking of which, what happened to the King Somnus in this world? The young king turned into Queen Apnea, so that should leave them without a ruler...
Recap wrote:Rex supposed they would find out.
So that mirror wasn't just some silly antique. The King needed it to see through Murdaw's illusions... It all makes sense now! I'll never doubt His Majesty again!
Nevan: Ra's mirror rendered all of Murdaw's tricks and deception useless, may the Goddess be praised!
Recap wrote:That was the funny thing about their victory against Murdaw. It had taken so much outside assistance just to challenge him.
A mirror that could see through anything... a staff of infinite healing... a claw that shot fire indefinitely... and a mystical dragon they could call on command. Even then, that day had almost ended in death.
To be perfectly honest? Rex wasn't sure they actually "won", so much as they had just gotten lucky. Lucky that Murdaw hadn't used his full power until Carver had already overtaxed his regeneration. Lucky that Murdaw was too much of a sadist to end them immediately. Lucky that Murdaw was so slow to acknowledge them as threats.
Rex shuddered to think of what would have happened, had Murdaw been serious from the start...
Oh, everyone's soooo happy Murdaw got whupped. Whoop-de-do. What about my plan to beat him when I got big? So much for training to be a soldier now... Got any candy? Something deep-fried, maybe?
Carver: Hardy har! I never thought we'd get in trouble for takin' care of Murdaw.
Milly: He would do better to set his sights on a world where soldiers aren't needed...
Recap wrote:Rex found it doubtful such a world would ever exist... But he didn't want to dampen the mood
Did you hear about the chasm Murdaw made in the ground? It's been filled in again, they say.
Milly: I wonder if he's talking about the chasm above the ruins of Alltrades Abbey...
Recap wrote:It would make sense. Rex wasn't ready to check yet.
I've just been so forgetful lately... I feel sore all over, too. I couldn't even give King Somnus a proper huzzah without throwing out my back! I wish I could forget this pain...
Milly: He looks young, but I'm guessing he's quite old in the real world...
Recap wrote:He was. It was the same old couple they had visited in the real world.
My husband's been so obsessed with his failing memory lately. I wish he'd just forget about it and move on.
Ashlynn: I see what she did there. She wants [him] to βforgetβ about his failing memory? Tee hee!
Nevan: Intriguing... It seems that the real world is exerting a subtle influence on this world.
Recap wrote:"You don't know the half of it..."
The whole thing seems very curious to me. King Somnus just up and leaves town to trounce Murdaw... We're left completely in the dark about the battle. And then, oh, look, he's back and Murdaw's dust. I don't mean to sound ungrateful or anything... It's just that I'd love to know the real reason why everything's suddenly peachy keen.
Ashlynn: Wow. You can't get much past her, huh?
Carver: Hardy har. The King works in mysterious ways, aye?
Recap wrote:Then, as if on cue...
Let's see here... 'The Somnian Military Wants You...to drink, sing, and party now that Murdaw is defeated! - King Somnus' Well that's a royal proclamation I can get behind!
Recap wrote:.............
Rex: ...Huh.
Ashlynn: No way... Did the King really write this?
Carver: Sounds like a totally different fella... You sure he ain't a phony?
Recap wrote:Only one way to find out.
This is Somnia Castle... Oh, it's you. Come on in.
Recap wrote:They did so, and...
Well, look who's back! His Majesty told me how you helped fix Murdaw's wagon. Speaking of which, I trust the wagon we lent you is in good repair? No dings? No scratches?
Milly: Interesting... So we βhelpedβ, did we?
Nevan: Well, in the broadest sense, we did indeed offer assistance to the King.
Carver: We did a load more than βhelpβ him, but... Ah, well. Some credit's better than none at all.
Recap wrote:Indeed. Besides, stories had a way of getting mixed up. They were strangers, and the King was... well, the King.
Our 'sleepless sire' actually keps a regular sleep schedule now, but that's not the only thing that's changed... He just seems like a different person now. Maybe it's because all that stress has finally lifted off his shoulders.
Milly: A βdifferent personβ...?
Nevan: I'm intrigued to see how King Somnus has changed.
Recap wrote:They went inside the cellars... And were VERY pleased with what they saw.
Chancellor Keating: Who does King Somnus think he is, locking me up like this? He's mad! Utterly bonkers! I'm Master Keating, the world's richest man! I ought to buy this nation and have the King's head chopped off!
Ashlynn: That guy needs to buy a nicer personality!
Rex: No kidding. Still, how'd he get here?
Nevan: In the real world, Chancellor Keating had the run of the kingdom while King Somnus slept... He no doubt spent money like water, which is why his dreams have taken this sorry form.
Recap wrote:It would explain why he couldn't buy his way out.
Ever since His Majesty returned, his orders have been a little mystifying... First he had us free the prisoner who was in here, and now he brings us this Keating fellow instead. He said the man's some kind of criminal who must be kept under constant watch. Hey, orders are orders...
Carver: No point explainin' things to folks in this world. They'd think we were stark ravin' loonies.
Milly: I only wish we could lock up the other Keating as well...
Recap wrote:Still, he'd been driven out of Somnia. That was good enough for Rex.
Murdaw may have been slain, but it seems as if his minions haven't gotten the message. I had theorize that the monsters would all disappear upon Murdaw's defeat, but I appear to have been mistaken. Just goes to show that science isn't always an exact science. Heh heh.
Milly: If only his theory had been correct...
Nevan: I pray this scholar applies his mind to finding out why all these monsters remain at large.
Recap wrote:All the bad ones, anyway.
Did you hear about Captain Blade? He went missing in the struggle against Murdaw. He was such a wonderful captain... Even spoke to me a few times. I shall miss him.
Milly: I hope that Captain Blade is safe, wherever he is...
Carver: We'll be seein' Blade before long, aye, Rex?
Rex: That'd be nice.
Recap wrote:More likely, Captain Blade died when his Real World self died. That was what Rex thought...
King Somnus really is back! And he really did defeat Murdaw, too! Thank you so much for all your help! If it wasn't for you, who knows what would have happened.
You're back! But what are you doing here? Get yourselves to His Majesty, post-haste! King Somnus has been gushing about you since he returned!
Recap wrote:Well, that was that. Now onto the throne room itself. There, Rex met some rather... interesting companions.
His Majesty pinched me earlier! Swear to Goddess! He used to be all business, no matter how much I batted my eyes or shook my tush. He must have been focusing on beating Murdaw all day long, all day strong. That's our King!
Recap wrote: *awkward silence*
Milly: King or not, he'd better behave!
Recap wrote:At this very moment, Milly's words and attitude were an amusing aside. Later, however, it would be an invaluable window into her psyche.
Her reaction was normal. Very normal. Rex would find himself grateful for just HOW normal it was...
Oh! Why, hello, everyone. I serve as King Somnus' royal maid and secretary. His personal business is MY business... Though I gotta say, I'm not used to talkin' all fancy and polite like this. The King just hired me out of the blue at the casino, ya know? At least this beats fightin' off randy drunks.
Ashlynn: Boy, the King's letting it all hang out here in the dream world, isn't he?
Milly: The King seems to have a weakness for cute girls...
Recap wrote:A common weakness, to be fair; One that still needed addressing.
King Somnus: There you are! I knew you'd show up sooner or later. It's me... Not Apnea - the real King Somnus! Recognise me?
Rex: Yeah I do! How's the Dream Wor-
King Somnus: Shh! Keep it down! ...Ahem. Anyway, I must admit, I rather like this younger body of mine. This may merely be a dream, but I feel like I've turned back the clock. As the Murdaw of this world, I was being controlled without any awareness of what I was doing, you see. But now that I have my own body back, I must say that I rather like the place. Sadly, it seems that Rusty - Er, Captain Blade is nowhere to be found in this world, either. Curse that Keating! I feel terrible for what he did to Rusty while I was asleep. Ah, well. At least, both Somnias are now at peace, and for that I am supremely grateful! I'm sure all of you could use some reest, too, after the ordeal you've been through. I have no further orders at present, so consider yourselves off duty for the time being. Best of luck to you, Rex!
Milly: This time, it's not Queen Apnea from the lower world, but the real King Somnus. We've heard all about the fun he's been having, haven't we, Rex?
Recap wrote:Speaking of Apnea...
Queen Apnea: My, he certainly appears to be enjoying himself... A little too much, perhaps... But this is all just a dream, after all. I suppose it wouldn't hurt to let him revel in it just a bit longer. Tee hee hee...
Milly: Hee hee. I should have known that Queen Apnea would be keeping an eye on her husband.
Ashlynn: That laugh at the end was kind of scary. I hope the King's not in any kind of trouble!
Rex: Aw, he's fiiine. He's King! He can handle himself
Recap wrote:And with that, they were off to Weaver's Peak.
WEAVER'S PEAK:
Um... Heh heh... Hi there. Welcome to Weaver's Peak! Murdaw's gone for good! Hooray!
Carver: Ahoy! Word's already spread here, aye?
Recap wrote:Seemed so!
Well, lookee here! The village hero returns! My, my... Who would've thought Rex of all people would save the whole wide world?
Carver: Hardy har! Sounds like your neighbours didn't know you had it in ya, Rex!
Rex: (laugh) An' I STILL don't! Wouldn't a' done nothin' without YOU guys!
Recap wrote:Carver clapped Rex on the shoulder.
Even all the way up here, we heard word of what you guys did. The mountain spirit was looking after ya, you betcha!
Carver: It's good to see the rumours made it up here without gettin' fouled up.
Ashlynn: I guess the whole village must know by this point, huh?
Recap wrote:Indeed.
A bunch of folks quit work early and wandered down the mountain once they heard the big news. Still a few monsters skulkin' around, though, so I think Buddy's playing bodyguard for everyone.
Ashlynn: This Buddy guy must be stronger than Carver if he's protecting all those villagers.
Rex: Whaddaya think a' that, Carver?
Recap wrote:Rex and Carver went back and forth for a bit. After that...
It's the same sky as always, but somehow it seems different... Prettier, or somethin'. Guess the ol' Goddess in Her heavens is celebratin' along with the rest of us.
Milly: I'm inclined to agree with him, I must say.
Nevan: I pray that this peaceful state shall continue far into the future.
Rex: As do I.
Recap wrote:Anyway, now was time to visit the mayor!
Mayor Spindell: Rex! Great to see you, my bo- Imean, young man. A messenger from King Somnus brought word of your heroic deed. To think, you've defeated Murdaw! What can I say? Well, besides 'outstanding job'! The messenger didn't offer many details, but no matter. I'm just glad peace has returned. You've grown in so many ways, Rex. You gave Murdaw a real thrashing... You answered the call of duty as a Somnian soldier... What haven't you accomplished!? I imagine you're eager to return to quiet mountain living here in Weaver's Peak, eh?
Rex: ...That's the thing. I think the Mountain Spirit's got more for me to do; And right now, that means finding myself.
Recap wrote:...Yeah. That was about the best way Rex could think of putting it.
Mayor Spindell: Oh, dear. I'm afraid that's a bit over my head, Rex. Whatever makes you happy, I suppose. You know what you're doing, you betcha! But do try to stop by and say hello to Tania now and again, alright? She may seem like a strong young lady, but with no parents around... Well, she needs someone she can depend on.[/i]
Carver: Stop by and see Tania, aye? Hardy har! Don't mind if I do.
Recap wrote:But before they could...
Judith: Oooh! Welcome back, Rex! Great job, beating Murdaw and everything! I feel like I'm falling for you more and more every day...
Rex: (...When I'm not even here?)
Judith: I'm just so thrilled you promised to marry me. Hee hee. You remember your promise, right?
Rex: Judith, we went over this. I don't like you THAT way.
Judith: What? I could have sworn we made that promise. That's fine, Rex. I don't mind taking things slow, too.
Carver: Crikey, Rex. This girl's attraction to you is startin' to sound fatal.
Recap wrote:Nah, this was just how Judith was. Even so, Rex was anxious to see Tania.
Ashlynn: So Rex likes to take things slow, huh?
Recap wrote:Rex felt goosebumps.
Tania: Rex! Welcome back, Brother! You did it! You beat Murdaw! I knew you would! Now we never have to be scared again!
Rex: W-Whoa! Dang girl, you can scream!
Tania: ...Oh. Sorry for hollering like that. Guess I got a little excited. I'll betcha you're tuckered out, huh?
Rex: Li'l bit. I'll wanna relax a little before ya start askin' how it all went down!
Tania: You can tell me the whole thrilling story once you get a little sleep, alright?
Recap wrote:Darn. Rex never could get away with just "the short version"; No, Tania always wanted to know everything!
So, after she got acquainted with the rest of the party, Rex went to bed, and woke up the next day.
Tania: Oh, are you finally up, Rex? I thought you were just in for a quick nap, but you were out cold for hours!
Rex: (yawn) Was I now? Whoops.
Tania: Well, no matter. I'm just glad my brother's alright and everything's back to normal.
Rex: ...That's just the thing. The Mountain Spirit... The Goddess... whoever's been guiding me, I dunno... They've spoken to me several times since that one time. She's got more for me to do, so...
Tania: You have to continue your life's journey, no matter where it takes you.
Recap wrote:...Whoa. She accepted that far easier than he thought... Almost as though she knew in advance. Is it possible the Mountain Spirit contacted her while he was away?
Tania: I'm fine here by myself. Whenever you need a break, just remember - I'll always be here for you.
Rex: Yeah. Thanks Sis. That means the world to me.
Recap wrote:They hugged, and they all enjoyed breakfast. Rex told her all the thrilling details of his fight against Murdaw, and she told him about how she, Buddy, the mayor, and everyone else were doing.
Things were mostly fine... Except, monsters were still plaguing the land. Actually, Buddy had promised to escort folks out of the village today, and Tania wasn't sure he could actually handle it. He TALKED big, and certainly had some skills, but... Could he really protect everyone?
Rex wasn't sure, so he left once Carver had awoken.
Carver: (yawn) What a great sleep! It's a shame we didn't get to talk with Tania much, though.
Recap wrote:True, they left earlier than Rex would have liked. But, it was for the villagers.
Ashlynn: Boy, Tania sure was excited to see you yesterday, wasn't she? I'll bet having you back home was a real treat for her, Rex.
Recap wrote:Was it? She put on a brave face, but... Oh well. Rex supposed "some time" was better than "no time at all".
They went to leave the village, talking to a few people along the way.
Buddy's Father: Buddy says he'll never be a hunter. Ever! That son of mine... First he says he doesn't wanna help with the bar, and now he wants to be a 'tour guide'? Is that even a real job?
Rex: As long as there's enough demand...
Milly: Maybe he could be a guide for the local hunters... Hee hee.
Carver: I could see myself bein' a hunter. It's a job for manly men, aye?
Recap wrote:After that...
They say Murdaw is no more... But why do I feel so anxious? I suppose old habits die hard. We've lived in fear for so long, it's hard to set it aside.
Milly: I know exactly what that nun means. I must admit that I share her unease.
Nevan: I think that many people throughout the world share this fear. Murdaw's baneful shadow lay over all of our hearts for far too long...
Recap wrote:That was everyone they talked to in the village. Now it was on to the Mountain Pass.
MOUNTAIN PASS:
Buddy: Well, isn't this just great. Murdaw's a goner, but monsters are still lurking all over the place. I can't get all the villagers down this mountain by myself. What was I thinking?
Recap wrote:...Huh. Guess that was that, then. Rex and friends would just have to do the heavy lifting themselves.
Carver: He has a point. You'd think the monsters would be scarce, what with Murdaw gone 'n everything like that.
Milly: Perhaps a source apart from Murdaw is involved...?
Recap wrote:Actually, there was no reason killing Murdaw WOULD stop them. Monsters were creations of the Goddess, just like everything else.
Of course, Rex wouldn't come to realise that until much later. For now, Buddy seemed to raise a good question.
Oh, man... I saw a monster bolt right past me just a bit ago. (shudder) Why didn't killing Murdaw put a stop to them?
Ashlynn: If a couple of monsters are enough to freak him out like that, he should've never left home.
Rex: They were counting on Buddy, to be fair. He's generally pretty tough, but, guess it's different when ya gotta watch folks.
Milly: Perhaps it would be best for the villagers to return to Weaver's Peak.
Rex: Mmm...
Haah... Nothing beats the great outdoors.
Rex: ...Nah, we got this.
Nevan: I'd prefer to snuggle up indoors with a nice book, myself...
Rex: Hey, you're welcome to do so. You can keep Tania company!
Recap wrote:Nevan seemed to feel guilty, but, the others assured him that it was fine. So, off he went.
Rex and the others continued on their way. Their first stop were a trio of grave markers; Three wooden crosses planted in the ground.
It's been ages since I've been able to visit my wife's grave. Thank the Goddess!
Milly: So this is where the village's dearly departed are laid to rest...
Ashlynn: Aww. I think I'm going to cry...
Th-This's the farthest I've ever moseyed from the village. I th-think I'm sufferin' from c-culture shock.
Carver: βCulture shockβ!? That sounds rough! He should see the priest, and fast!
Rex: No, no, that's just somethin' that happens when ya never left home and're surprised by everythin'.
Ashlynn: I can't imagine never leaving your hometown...but maybe that's because I can't remember mine.
Rex: We'll getcha someday, Ashlynn, we'll getcha. Then you can tell us 'bout that handsome prince, aye?
Recap wrote:Ashlynn voiced her agreement, and the rest of the trip down progressed smoothly.
Actually, the Bazaar had re-opened! Rex was surprised, but the tour group wanted to check it out. So, "check it out" they did.
HAGGLETON:
Welcome to Haggleton! We're sale-ebrating world peace with a special Victory Bazaar!
Carver: Whoa! This place is hoppin'!
Ashlynn: Oooh, a bazaar! That means shopping! Yippee!
Milly: Bazaars are always so exciting!
Rex: (Please don't let it be too expensive, please don't let it be too expensive, please don't let it-...)
Rex: (sob)
Recap wrote:It wasn't as bad as Rex had feared. Milly was still Milly; A calm, sensible woman who had learned the value of money from whatever happened in her past. She and Ashlynn had also formed somewhat of a sisterly relationship, so Ashlynn took cues from her as well...
Still, they spent enough to make Rex's stomach churn. The group pooled their resources, so the women's purchases were everyone's purchases. Regardless, Ashlynn & Milly had their fun. Now, it was Rex & Carver's chance to poke around.
I heard that King Somnus and Captain Blade vanished after they defeated Murdaw. His Majesty showed up afterward, but he was all alone. Isn't that bizarre?
Milly: The story of King Somnus and Murdaw is indeed bizarre β not to mention complicated.
Ashlynn: The King's been like a new man ever since he came back to the castle, huh?
Recap wrote:Rex would say so.
Hooray for world peace! And hooray for two bazaars in a year! That whole thing with Murdaw was great for business!
Recap wrote:Rex and the others glared.
Er...ahem. I mean, what a terrible ordeal. I feel just so bad for his victims...
Carver: Givin' thanks for Murdaw's a good way to get roughed up, if ya ask me.
Rex: Carver...
Ashlynn: I guess Murdaw was good for some things β like getting us all together.
Recap wrote:Carver agreed with that, at least. Besides, there wasn't any sense getting worked up about it; Murdaw was in the past.
Buck: Oh, for Goddess's sake! I didn't think they'd open another bazaar so fast! I wasn't ready! I haven't got a single thing to sell yet!
Recap wrote:This was Buck; A rude, condescending salesman who'd tried to low-ball Rex when he'd been selling the Village Goods. Rex saw through his act, and also discovered his rivalry with his brother: Bill.
Bill was the kinder of the two, so it was Rex's pleasure to gouge Buck for every last coin he could get away with. He walked away with 480 gold coins; A far cry from the 300 Buck had tried to con him with.
Ashlynn: The lesson here is to always be prepared.
Carver: He should stop griping and start gatherin' stuff to sell.
Recap wrote:So it would seem!
Hey, youngster. Care to buy a bone stake? 130 gold coins and it's in the bag.
Rex: Youngster? Think I'll pass.
Hmph. Suit yourself, cheapo.
Carver: Bein' a cheapskate beats bein' swindled! Aye, Rex?
Rex: Aye.
Milly: We can always come back if we need to.
Recap wrote:Seriously. Rex was still REALLY grateful for Milly's attitude; Their pockets could have been hit so much harder!
Step right up, folks! The deal of the century, right here. The world famous amor seco essence! I'm selling three bottles for only 400 gold coins. I'll even throw in a chimaera wing, too! You buyin'!?
Rex: I feel like those were...120G, I wanna say? At Amor? And wings're 25G, most places, so I think I'll pass.
Yeah? Too bad, kid. Come on, folks, step right up! Deal of the century and all that!
Carver: Hey, how does he know it's the βdeal of the centuryβ, anyway? The century ain't over.
Milly: Wise shoppers buy what they need, when they need it.
Ashlynn: We haven't had much use for chimaera wings lately, anyway.
Recap wrote:Ashlynn taking cues from Milly once again. Always nice to see.
My dad can sell stuff better than your dad.
Carver: Aye, but my old man can make stuff better than his.
Ashlynn: Maybe he's right, maybe not. I don't know my dad, so...
Rex: Like I said, Ash. We'll getcha.
Recap wrote:Then was another familiar face: Bill!
Bill: Ha ha! Business is quite brisk today! On fire, even! Wait'll Buck hears about this! Not that I condone our brotherly competition... Who am I kidding? You lose, Buck! Who's the baddest brother in the bazaar now!?
Milly: He's quite excited, isn't he!
Carver: Hardy har! It's good to see the quiet brother gettin' riled for a change.
Recap wrote:He was nicer than Bill. He deserved it.
Style meets substancee in this fabulous leather kilt that protects as it serves! But wait - there's more! Act now and buy this item - normally 500 gold coins - for the ludicrously low price of 200! No, you are not dreaming! You ready to act now and make your purchase, young man?
Recap wrote:Ashlynn whispered.
Ashlynn: You say kilt, I say skirt. I'd never wear that anyway!
Recap wrote:Rex agreed, then politely turned the man down.
Huh? Then hit the bricks! You're gettin' in the way of my paying customers!
Milly: The only customers that matter are the paying ones, apparently...
Ashlynn: How rude! Let's take our business elsewhere.
Recap wrote:And then their last merchant.
I'm a broker in traditional folk merchandise. Say, you're that sharp young customer from Weaver's Peak, aren't you? I haven't seen you in a while. My, my... You look a lot tougher than I remember.
Ashlynn: Is she saying you used to be a weakling, Rex?
Rex: H-Hey! It's a sales tactic! Compliment the customer so th-
Recap wrote:Too late. The jives had begun. Only thing Rex could do, then, was redirect her. There was a crown-maker who's life he'd saved! He was gonna pay him a visit, see how he was doing!
Ashlynn was onboard, and the teasing stopped.
I like this new era of peace. Everyone's focusing on festivals instead of fighting! 'Course, that means Cliff's crowns are gonna be more in demand than ever... That's why I'm camping here. Sooner or later, he'll appreciate my persistence and make me his apprentice!
Carver: Hmm. Do folks really care that much about crowns?
Rex: I mean, they got the Mountain Spirit herself talkin' to me. THAT'S worth somethin', eh?
Ashlynn: I wish I could try on one of those crowns for myself!
Recap wrote:So long as they didn't have to buy it...
Can I help you? If you're looking for an apprenticeship, I'm afraid we aren't hiring... Oh! Rex! Hey, I heard the rumours! Crazy stories about a Weaver's Peak kid joining the Somnian military and defeating Murdaw... When you first showed up to buy a crown, you sure didn't seem like anyone special... But boy, you're a whole different person now! I didn't even recognise you.
Ashlynn: Sounds like you've really come a long way, Rex!
Milly: It's nice to have someone recognise your achievements.
Recap wrote:And Rex owed it all to them; His friends.
Cliff: Ooh! Look who's here! Sounds like you've been even busier than me! All my daughter does is go on about you, day in and day out. Oh, but don't tell her I said that, okay? I don't want her getting mad at me. Hee hee!
Carver: You're a popular fella, Rex!
Milly: You're a proper Haggleton heartthrob, Rex.
Ashlynn: You're quite the ladies' man!
Recap wrote:Oh no! Now EVERYONE was teasing him! What did he do to deserve this!?
Ugh... Well, they took one last stop at the Inn. The Bazaar wasn't what Rex & Carver had hoped for, and the tour group was winding down. They would going back soon.
I keep hearing rumours about a place called the 'Isle o' Smiles' somewhere out in the world. Sounds like a nice place to visit!
Milly: βIsle o' Smilesβ? If ever somewhere sounded too good to be true...
Carver: Hardy har! Next thing ya know, someone'll be tellin' us about a βTown o' Frownsβ.
Recap wrote:A few more dad jokes later, and the group was back to Weaver's Peak.
Rex was running out of excuses... He'd have to continue the journey soon. So, he returned the Enchanted Armour he had purchased from the weapon smith. Murdaw had smashed it to pieces, but it had saved Rex's life. The weapon smith was appalled, but agreed to repair it so long as Rex paid up. Rex agreed. The Bazaar hadn't offered him or Carver anything interesting, so he still had money to spare.
After that was a pleasant evening with Tania. The whole group rested comfortably...
Recap wrote:Rex woke up. Tania asked if he would be staying much longer.
Rex: Afraid not. That armour I brought back's some good stuff, so I'll stick 'round till it's done. After that... I'm outta here.
Tania: Awake and rarin' to go as always, eh, Rex? Sometimes I worry that you'll just up and disappear on me one day... But you know what? I'll be okay either way.
Recap wrote:Her face tightened. She looked away...
Rex: W-What!? Tania... What's that about?
Tania: I just have the weirdest feeling sometimes. It's like this is all a dream - that I don't really have a brother.
Recap wrote:The rest of the group wandered over. Tania noticed them, and her face flushed.
Tania: ...Oh, listen to me prattle on! I'm so sorry, I shouldn't have brought that up. Forget I said anything.
Rex: Tania...
Recap wrote:She fled before Rex could do anything more.
Milly: It's hard to determine how best to address Tania's concerns...
Rex: ...She's done this before. Buddy proposed to her before I first left. She started talkin' this weird stuff... About how she wasn't sure the world was real, about how didn't know about herself... About how she was doubtin' everything.
Carver: Seems like Tania's startin' to sense something, too... Maybe there's another Tania down in the real world somewhere, aye?
Ashlynn: Wow. Can't get much past Tania, huh?
Rex: Yeah. Weird thing is, I also saw her when we beat Murdaw. Remember how he tried that spinny thing? Well, she came in a vision. Said she wanted me to look in Ra's mirror cuz her reflection was sad. When I did...
Recap wrote:Rex paused.
Rex: ...When I did, everything vanished. Tania, my home, the village... Everything. (laugh) And now she's bringin' it all up AGAIN.
Recap wrote:Rex sat down. He exhaled, and squeezed his brow. His eyes were hidden beneath his palm. His voice was low.
Rex: Guys, if I start... If I start... (sigh)
Recap wrote:Rex looked at them again.
Rex: ...Honestly? I don't wanna rescue the Prince. This "Sleipnir" guy... I just don't.
Recap wrote:Rex glanced at Carver.
Rex: Yeah, Carver was fine. He's still himself. But there's always that chance... That one day I really will be gone. And Tania... I dunno if I wanna do that to her.
Recap wrote:Rex stood up.
Rex: But ya know what? I'm a soldier; Born to fight 'n born to die. I don't get 'em, his life's over... An' mine ain't worth a damn. So... So if I start flaggin'... If I start thinkin' too much, just about... Well, all the stuff I'm scared of... I'm gonna need ya. I'm gonna need ya to see me through to the end, alright? Get me through... Just like you did with Murdaw.
Recap wrote:Rex grimaced. Silence hung.
Nevan: None of us know just what answers we will find in our quest. I'm curious, but also fearful of the truths we may uncover.
Recap wrote:More silence. Rex worried they were facing the same temptation he was. Finally...
Ashlynn: The Prince, huh...
Milly: Where could he be? I do hope we can find a clue soon.
Carver: We'll find that Prince, wherever he is!
Nevan: Rex, the search for yourself will double as the search for the Prince of Somnia.
Recap wrote:The group ended that conversation with new resolve; Even Rex. The search for himself was his own fight as well; A fight between love and selfish desire. He would win... Because he was Rex. Because of the Goddess. Because of the Mountain Spirit... And because of his friends.