Episode 30: Story Update
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Okay... okay. Okay! We've come this far. There's only one Episode left. Things have to wrap up somehow. And frankly, there's a number of ways it could go with this crew on board.
Really pushing that finality thing here, too. Also, uhhhhhhhhhh
There appears to be a "Play Epilogue" button in the bottom right. I have no idea why it's here now. Based on the 3-Star symbol on it, I think it was originally meant to be gated off by 3-Star Ratings, but I've never seen the game end without its segment, soooooo
Let's just chalk that up to a coding oopsie, yeah?

We have to reach these budget goals, while also keeping my sister from getting fired for bad management practices.
That's kind of it, but what about-
...yeah, okay, there it is. Like, seriously, how much of a toll do you think the constant up and down of her Stress meter has taken?

Wow, no wonder you guys aren't in party mode.

I don't DO party mode.

A calypso band is playing my temples like a pair of steel drums!!!
The caffeine and sugar probably aren't helping here, Brooke.

Oh, um... well maybe we can...

On the other hand...

Say what?

Over?

Yep. It's about time, too... I really need to take a break!
Whoawhoawhoawhoa what is happening, Brooke
WHAT DID YOU DO

But... there's still a lot of work to do! And um... the budget targets...

The budget? Oh, whatever. Don't worry about that stuff.

Not at all! I'm finally right back in my mind, where I belong.

But... but...!

Hey, calm down, little bro! I plan on trying to relax for a bit.
i'm so confused

Cleanse my system, center myself, achieve stillness...

Those guys? Hah, what are you worrying about them for?
Everything
We Are All Getting the Pink Slip

Well, she certainly seems carefree about all of this.

I don't get it! What happened?
Beats me, she's pulled a near-180.

Maybe she's having a nervous breakdown, like with Mr. Stroganoff over here.

Hey, step off the stroganoff, "little bro!"

... and that means all of us will be fired too.
Well, there's a silver lining to all this walking up right behind us, I suppose.

Come on, there's still a lot of work to do. We're going to have to make up for Brooke's... um... short sabbatical.

Hah! Short sabbatical, that's rich.

Oh, Mahavir...

And I, Mahavir, swear that I'll actually work for a change, until we're out of this fix!
I do wish he got some kind of buff but I don't think the code can support that, oopsie

Well, I guess miracles do happen... but it might not be enough this time. Denise, we're going to need to develop a contingency plan.
Yeah, I didn't think we'd be able to avoid the obligatory Denise Water Cooler Goal Every Episode of Season 5, either.
Seriously, go check if you don't believe me. Every single one.

Oh, and Winston, remind me to tell you about this weird e-mail I got from the board, too...
Oh okay, guess there's another issue for the Disaster Pile

Wow, they sure are acting serious lately...

Maybe because they actually managed to make it through puberty, unlike some people?
Disaster Pile +1

Damn. This place is no fun anymore.

I know just how you feel. I wonder how it's all going to turn out?
You're telling me.

You know what I do when everything seems bleak?
Well then... next time... the gauntlet to end all gauntlets. Trial by fire, trial by endurance. See you then.