You're about to die and we salute you! -- Let's Play The Age of Decadence

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What the heck is this?

The Age of Decadence is an isometric role-playing game developed by Iron Tower Studio, a small indie team that prides itself on creating hardcore RPGs. Work began on the game in March 2004, but a full release didn't happen until October 2015. I discovered the game on Steam about two years ago, played it, died a bunch, then put it away out of frustration. This year I gave it another shot, and after much trial and error(and combing through guides), I discovered it was a damn good game.

It's not perfect: the graphics are a bit rough and the combat is clunky as hell. What shines is everything else -- the story, the characters, the extensive dialogue trees, character customization, choices -- I can't say how many times you'd need to replay the game to see absolutely everything, but it'd be a lot. Every quest has some point to it, even if it's not apparent in the beginning, and many decisions you make have big consequences. Sadly, like most niche games by indie devs, it's not a well-known title, which is a shame. That's why I'm going to LP it.

So, what's it about?

Centuries ago, the Empire and the kingdom of Qantaar waged a magical war that devastated the known world, leaving a few broken city-states ruled by noble houses as the remnants of civilization. Today, various factions struggle for dominance among the ashes while progress relies on the discovery of arcane artifacts and ancient knowledge. Greed, betrayal, and ignorance are the norm.

There's much, much more to it, but we'll learn more throughout the LP. To show off the maximum content, there will be one main playthrough and several "side" playthroughs focusing on some of the different factions and quests we can take.

Oh, and if you're one of the few who played this game, then refrain from spoilers, please.

Does that mean goon participation?

To an extent -- if I asked for input on every decision, the LP would take over a year to finish. Still, I'll let the thread vote on some of the major choices.

Speaking of which: tell me if our main character is male or female, and give me a name -- a Roman name, to be precise.

TABLE OF CONTENTS

Part I: That's a lot of numbers

Part II: Did I mention I don't like the combat?

Part III: Seriously, fuck Teron

Part IV: Town of motherfuckers

Part V: The worst NPC

Part VI: Greed is good

Part VII: Making friends through blatant cheating

Part VIII: Well, that was easy

Part IX: Murder, Inc.

Part X: A series of unfortunate events

Part XI: You asked for this

Part XII: Blood for the blood god

Part XIII: I'll take that. And that. And that. And that...

Part XIV: It's a Maad world

Part XV: The library of Saross

Part XVI: Jehovah's Witnesses, 5th century AD edition

Part XVII: Return of the worst NPC

Part XVIII: The Abyss

Part XIX: Please stop talking

Part XX: Never trust a wizard

Part XXI: Loose ends

Part XXII: Everyone involved in this plot sucks

Part XXIII: Traveling salesman

Part XXIV: The greatest battle

Part XXV: A jarring heist

Part XXVI: Candygram

Part XXVII: Love potion

Part XXVIII: Exploring Ganezzar

Part XXIX: Class warfare

Part XXX: Bad omens

Part XXXI: Second star to the right

Part XXXII: Is that a giant spear in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Part XXXIII: The birthplace of the Gods

Part XXXIV: The power of money compels you
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Part I: That's a lot of numbers

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The game begins with a quote from a dark fantasy novel, so you know what we're in for.

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Soundtrack: In A Dead World

The main menu has this ominous tune, setting the tone for the rest of the game.

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And here's the opening message we get when we click on "New Game." None of it is an exaggeration -- it's very easy to die, and combat is the worst way to progress. Even if you avoid combat entirely, failed skill checks can mean an instant game over. We're advised to start with training to learn the combat system, but I'll explain it later.

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Soundtrack: Daratan

The character creation screen has a much less foreboding track. The music is arguably one of the best parts of The Age of Decadence, which is good because the graphics and customization options can be described as "bare-bones." We can choose our skin color (out of three), our face (out of six, which, except for tattoos, are muddy and mostly similar), our hair (out of eight for men and five for women), hair color (out of six), beard (out of seven) or circlet (out of three). All of this customizing is moot because we don't have a portrait.

What's more interesting is the "Background" section. Note that this doesn't mean "class" -- it determines what opening vignette we'll play, what guild we'll work for (if any), and our reputation with the seven factions vying for power. The factions are:

Image House Aurelian survived the Great War mostly intact due to keeping its forces in the outlying colonies. Led by General (now Lord) Gaelius, House Aurelian controls Maadoran, the largest city in what remains of the world. Naturally, the other Houses want Gaelius dead.

Image House Crassus dedicated its resources to sciences and arcane research. According to legend, it was instrumental in conducting the Great Ritual that summoned the High Lords to defeat the Qantari. After the death of the Magi, House Crassus fell back on religion, calling for the worship and restoration of the gods as the rulers of men.

Image House Daratan was once the most powerful Noble House, but was all but destroyed during the War. Now, what remains controls the small town of Teron, a backwater with little to recommend it. Despite this, Lord Antidas is committed to restoring House Daratan, no matter the cost.

Image The Boatmen of Styx were the Emperor's guard in the old days, specializing in infiltration and assassination. After the collapse, they reformed into an assassin's guild, taking the name of their old regiment. You'd think having a band of killers operating openly would lead to outrage, but scruples have fallen by the wayside.

Image The Commercium sprang up after the apocalypse when the heads of the merchant guilds centralized into a single organization that monopolizes all trade. As you'd expect, it's full of greedy assholes willing to do anything to line their pockets with gold, but it's also the easiest faction to work for, so it evens out.

Image Formed from the remnants of the Imperial Army, the Imperial Guards act as peacekeepers, keeping the Noble Houses in check. Powerful and influential, their ultimate goal is the restoration of the Empire, as unlikely as that seems right now.

Image The Forty Thieves are a large and tenacious guild made up of smugglers, thieves, and other ne'er-do-wells, tracing its origins back to the early days of the Empire. The name is said to come from the forty kingpins of the forty largest towns coming together to coordinate their criminal network.

Some of the backgrounds have low reputation with the factions, meaning you can't join them. For example, everyone hates thieves (except the Boatmen and the Thieves, natch), while the assassin background has low rep with the Imperial Guards (because they see you as a disruptive coward who wouldn't win a real fight). Most backgrounds have positive or neutral rep, so it's not a big concern.

As for the backgrounds, some are self-explanatory while others are more murky. Praetor is essentially a knight-diplomat working for House Daratan, which is interesting because most of the backgrounds are low-class. Grifter is sort of like a Thief but guildless and more dialog-orientated, while Drifter is a blank slate and for players who want complete freedom when making a character. Mercenary is the combat-oriented background and should only be chosen by players who want a death wish. Of them all, Merchant is probably the best for beginners because you can get through the game without fighting once.

However, for the main playthrough I'll be choosing Loremaster. It's an easy start, I can join any faction I want, and my skills let me understand pre-war technology and see content I'd miss otherwise. But what are skills, you ask?

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These. These are skills.

Before your eyes roll off the page, I'll explain. The numbers at the top are Stats you see in every RPG and serve basically the same function with a few additions:

Strength determines maximum carry weight, starting combat skill points (CoP), and damage modifiers.
Dexterity influences Attack and Defense values, CoP, action points (AP), and sequence in combat.
Constitution determines Hit Points, Defense value, and resistance to poison and other environmental hazards. Note that HP remains static throughout the game.
Perception influences Attack value, starting skill values for ranged weapons, the pool for civil skill points (CiP), accuracy modifiers for all weapons, and helps you spot hidden things in the environment.
Intelligence determines the CiP pool and the number of bonus skill points you receive for completing quests.
Charisma influences the CiP pool and modifies your reputation.

All of these stats can be checked in dialogue or other interactions. Now, onto skills. To keep it brief (too late), you have eight weapon skills and two defense skills. Concentrate on beefing up ONE weapon skill, maybe two in the late game. Block and Dodge don't overlap, so choose whichever is higher and forget the other one. Critical Strike is interesting because it determines the chance of causing bleeding on a critical hit (which can be a powerful status effect), but it's also used in dialogue to get an instant kill. You'll understand later.

Civil skills are the most important set and where we'll be dumping the majority of our points. Keep in mind the game rewards specialization -- having a bunch of 2s and 3s will get us nowhere. Notice some of the skills are highlighted, which is the game's way of saying "Hey, you might wanna go with these." Lockpick and Traps, for instance, are useful for us because we'll be exploring ruins where those things would be common. Sneak and Steal? Not so much (although some points in Sneak lets us get loot we wouldn't find normally).

Impersonate is used a handful of times and is therefore garbage.

We have three dialogue skills: Etiquette, Persuade, and Streetwise. Of the three, Streetwise is most useful, with Persuade a close second. Etiquette is pointless and only comes up when talking to nobles.

Alchemy lets us make poisons, bombs, potions and other stuff that's handy in combat and a few other situations. Crafting allows the forging of better weapons and armor, plus it's often used in conjunction with Lore when examining ancient artifacts and machinery.

Speaking of Lore, it's possibly the most worthwhile skill of all. Without it, the greater backstory is lost and the obscure knowledge we discover is more or less nonsense.

Trading is good in some dialogue checks and getting better prices, but otherwise you can leave it.

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Here's the character I'll be using with adjusted stats and skills. I'm keeping five CiP in the pool to use later. With all of that out of the way, let's finally play this damn game!

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Soundtrack: Teron

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So, we live in Teron, a dying town in the middle of nowhere, and we're apprenticed to somebody named Feng. Think of it as humble beginnings.

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Here we are! Instructions for controls are in the upper left, although they don't tell you everything.

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For example, hitting Tab marks any interactable objects in the player's immediate vicinity. An eye means it can be examined, while a hand means it can be picked up or used.

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Like so! Only there's nothing useful here.

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In fact, the place is filled with worthless crap. Feng is something of a fraud -- most of the "artifacts" he sells are secretly junk.

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There are some hidden gems, though. Examining these documents gives us +1 to Lore and Lockpick, respectively.

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Other than that, it's a whole lotta nothing. Anyway, let's go talk to Feng.

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Image: What if it actually is a valuable artifact?

Image: Artifacts? I've been stuck in this shithole you call a town for the last twenty years. Year after year, farmers and diggers bring me everything they find, hoping for a lucky break. They bring me bracelets, cheap pottery, rusty old locks, pipes, chamber pots, even deformed skulls. The sad truth is that this town doesn't have anything of value, which is probably the only reason why Antidas is still in charge.

Wow, way to shit on our town, Feng. :mad:

Image: Why did you stay then?

Image: Weren't you listening? Every year peasants bring me junk to appraise. Good business.

:doh:

Image: You said he had a trinket?

Image: I think the word "map" was mentioned. Go and take a look. If it's something good, bring it to me.

Image: I will go there right away, Master.

We're instantly whisked away to the inn.

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:agesilaus:: Please forgive this uneducated trader, mistress Octavia, but who are the High Lords? I will be presenting this map to Lord Antidas tomorrow, and I'd like to impress His Lordship with some bits of knowledge.

Image: According to the legends, the High Lords were our allies in the war between our glorious Empire and the ruthless Qantari. While their nature is debatable, most loremasters agree that it was definitely supernatural. This map bears the seal of Thor-Agoth or Toragoth, as he was also known.

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Our first skill check! Sometimes the game checks two skills, like here. If the skill is green with "success" after it, it means a guaranteed pass. Otherwise, cross your fingers and hope like crazy.

:agesilaus:: Of course not, mistress. Please, take the map and study it properly.

Image: And the money? I'm sure you know what the standard research fee is.

We pass, and now we'll get some coin out of it.

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Success also means getting a funky-looking metal sphere.

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Ugh. Might as well see what this prospector has.

Image: Sure.

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An easy lore check lets us know his "artifacts" are junk.

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He does have a genuine glowing skull, which turns out to be extremely dangerous.

:agesilaus:: Why?

Image: The old magic is like fire. Fire can keep you warm, cook your food, and help you forge weapons and tools, but it can also burn down your house or a forest, the moment you lose control, which we don't have to begin with. Not anymore.

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He also has this... thing. Whatever it is, it's unusual. Let's try to bluff him.

Image: [streetwise] Junk. Worthless junk.

:agesilaus:: [failure] Junk? The very fact that I'm standing here before you should attest to the quality of this charm.

Dammit. I didn't put any points into Streetwise, so the check fails.

Image: How much do you want for it?

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Well, maybe we can haggle for a better price.

:agesilaus:: [failure] The jewels alone are worth at least three hundred. There is no way I'm letting it go for less than five hundred.

Fuck this, I'm leaving.

Image: I'll think about it.

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Hey, I didn't promise shit. I'm starting to come around to Feng's point of view.

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At least we got some coin and skill points out of this.

Next time: We murder a random guy in cold blood to "secure our future."Part I: That's a lot of numbers

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The game begins with a quote from a dark fantasy novel, so you know what we're in for.

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Soundtrack: In A Dead World

The main menu has this ominous tune, setting the tone for the rest of the game.

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And here's the opening message we get when we click on "New Game." None of it is an exaggeration -- it's very easy to die, and combat is the worst way to progress. Even if you avoid combat entirely, failed skill checks can mean an instant game over. We're advised to start with training to learn the combat system, but I'll explain it later.

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Soundtrack: Daratan

The character creation screen has a much less foreboding track. The music is arguably one of the best parts of The Age of Decadence, which is good because the graphics and customization options can be described as "bare-bones." We can choose our skin color (out of three), our face (out of six, which, except for tattoos, are muddy and mostly similar), our hair (out of eight for men and five for women), hair color (out of six), beard (out of seven) or circlet (out of three). All of this customizing is moot because we don't have a portrait.

What's more interesting is the "Background" section. Note that this doesn't mean "class" -- it determines what opening vignette we'll play, what guild we'll work for (if any), and our reputation with the seven factions vying for power. The factions are:

Image House Aurelian survived the Great War mostly intact due to keeping its forces in the outlying colonies. Led by General (now Lord) Gaelius, House Aurelian controls Maadoran, the largest city in what remains of the world. Naturally, the other Houses want Gaelius dead.

Image House Crassus dedicated its resources to sciences and arcane research. According to legend, it was instrumental in conducting the Great Ritual that summoned the High Lords to defeat the Qantari. After the death of the Magi, House Crassus fell back on religion, calling for the worship and restoration of the gods as the rulers of men.

Image House Daratan was once the most powerful Noble House, but was all but destroyed during the War. Now, what remains controls the small town of Teron, a backwater with little to recommend it. Despite this, Lord Antidas is committed to restoring House Daratan, no matter the cost.

Image The Boatmen of Styx were the Emperor's guard in the old days, specializing in infiltration and assassination. After the collapse, they reformed into an assassin's guild, taking the name of their old regiment. You'd think having a band of killers operating openly would lead to outrage, but scruples have fallen by the wayside.

Image The Commercium sprang up after the apocalypse when the heads of the merchant guilds centralized into a single organization that monopolizes all trade. As you'd expect, it's full of greedy assholes willing to do anything to line their pockets with gold, but it's also the easiest faction to work for, so it evens out.

Image Formed from the remnants of the Imperial Army, the Imperial Guards act as peacekeepers, keeping the Noble Houses in check. Powerful and influential, their ultimate goal is the restoration of the Empire, as unlikely as that seems right now.

Image The Forty Thieves are a large and tenacious guild made up of smugglers, thieves, and other ne'er-do-wells, tracing its origins back to the early days of the Empire. The name is said to come from the forty kingpins of the forty largest towns coming together to coordinate their criminal network.

Some of the backgrounds have low reputation with the factions, meaning you can't join them. For example, everyone hates thieves (except the Boatmen and the Thieves, natch), while the assassin background has low rep with the Imperial Guards (because they see you as a disruptive coward who wouldn't win a real fight). Most backgrounds have positive or neutral rep, so it's not a big concern.

As for the backgrounds, some are self-explanatory while others are more murky. Praetor is essentially a knight-diplomat working for House Daratan, which is interesting because most of the backgrounds are low-class. Grifter is sort of like a Thief but guildless and more dialog-orientated, while Drifter is a blank slate and for players who want complete freedom when making a character. Mercenary is the combat-oriented background and should only be chosen by players who want a death wish. Of them all, Merchant is probably the best for beginners because you can get through the game without fighting once.

However, for the main playthrough I'll be choosing Loremaster. It's an easy start, I can join any faction I want, and my skills let me understand pre-war technology and see content I'd miss otherwise. But what are skills, you ask?

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These. These are skills.

Before your eyes roll off the page, I'll explain. The numbers at the top are Stats you see in every RPG and serve basically the same function with a few additions:

Strength determines maximum carry weight, starting combat skill points (CoP), and damage modifiers.
Dexterity influences Attack and Defense values, CoP, action points (AP), and sequence in combat.
Constitution determines Hit Points, Defense value, and resistance to poison and other environmental hazards. Note that HP remains static throughout the game.
Perception influences Attack value, starting skill values for ranged weapons, the pool for civil skill points (CiP), accuracy modifiers for all weapons, and helps you spot hidden things in the environment.
Intelligence determines the CiP pool and the number of bonus skill points you receive for completing quests.
Charisma influences the CiP pool and modifies your reputation.

All of these stats can be checked in dialogue or other interactions. Now, onto skills. To keep it brief (too late), you have eight weapon skills and two defense skills. Concentrate on beefing up ONE weapon skill, maybe two in the late game. Block and Dodge don't overlap, so choose whichever is higher and forget the other one. Critical Strike is interesting because it determines the chance of causing bleeding on a critical hit (which can be a powerful status effect), but it's also used in dialogue to get an instant kill. You'll understand later.

Civil skills are the most important set and where we'll be dumping the majority of our points. Keep in mind the game rewards specialization -- having a bunch of 2s and 3s will get us nowhere. Notice some of the skills are highlighted, which is the game's way of saying "Hey, you might wanna go with these." Lockpick and Traps, for instance, are useful for us because we'll be exploring ruins where those things would be common. Sneak and Steal? Not so much (although some points in Sneak lets us get loot we wouldn't find normally).

Impersonate is used a handful of times and is therefore garbage.

We have three dialogue skills: Etiquette, Persuade, and Streetwise. Of the three, Streetwise is most useful, with Persuade a close second. Etiquette is pointless and only comes up when talking to nobles.

Alchemy lets us make poisons, bombs, potions and other stuff that's handy in combat and a few other situations. Crafting allows the forging of better weapons and armor, plus it's often used in conjunction with Lore when examining ancient artifacts and machinery.

Speaking of Lore, it's possibly the most worthwhile skill of all. Without it, the greater backstory is lost and the obscure knowledge we discover is more or less nonsense.

Trading is good in some dialogue checks and getting better prices, but otherwise you can leave it.

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Here's the character I'll be using with adjusted stats and skills. I'm keeping five CiP in the pool to use later. With all of that out of the way, let's finally play this damn game!

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Soundtrack: Teron

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So, we live in Teron, a dying town in the middle of nowhere, and we're apprenticed to somebody named Feng. Think of it as humble beginnings.

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Here we are! Instructions for controls are in the upper left, although they don't tell you everything.

Image

For example, hitting Tab marks any interactable objects in the player's immediate vicinity. An eye means it can be examined, while a hand means it can be picked up or used.

Image

Like so! Only there's nothing useful here.

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In fact, the place is filled with worthless crap. Feng is something of a fraud -- most of the "artifacts" he sells are secretly junk.

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There are some hidden gems, though. Examining these documents gives us +1 to Lore and Lockpick, respectively.

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Other than that, it's a whole lotta nothing. Anyway, let's go talk to Feng.

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Image: What if it actually is a valuable artifact?

Image: Artifacts? I've been stuck in this shithole you call a town for the last twenty years. Year after year, farmers and diggers bring me everything they find, hoping for a lucky break. They bring me bracelets, cheap pottery, rusty old locks, pipes, chamber pots, even deformed skulls. The sad truth is that this town doesn't have anything of value, which is probably the only reason why Antidas is still in charge.

Wow, way to shit on our town, Feng. :mad:

Image: Why did you stay then?

Image: Weren't you listening? Every year peasants bring me junk to appraise. Good business.

:doh:

Image: You said he had a trinket?

Image: I think the word "map" was mentioned. Go and take a look. If it's something good, bring it to me.

Image: I will go there right away, Master.

We're instantly whisked away to the inn.

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:agesilaus:: Please forgive this uneducated trader, mistress Octavia, but who are the High Lords? I will be presenting this map to Lord Antidas tomorrow, and I'd like to impress His Lordship with some bits of knowledge.

Image: According to the legends, the High Lords were our allies in the war between our glorious Empire and the ruthless Qantari. While their nature is debatable, most loremasters agree that it was definitely supernatural. This map bears the seal of Thor-Agoth or Toragoth, as he was also known.

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Our first skill check! Sometimes the game checks two skills, like here. If the skill is green with "success" after it, it means a guaranteed pass. Otherwise, cross your fingers and hope like crazy.

:agesilaus:: Of course not, mistress. Please, take the map and study it properly.

Image: And the money? I'm sure you know what the standard research fee is.

We pass, and now we'll get some coin out of it.

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Success also means getting a funky-looking metal sphere.

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Ugh. Might as well see what this prospector has.

Image: Sure.

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An easy lore check lets us know his "artifacts" are junk.

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He does have a genuine glowing skull, which turns out to be extremely dangerous.

:agesilaus:: Why?

Image: The old magic is like fire. Fire can keep you warm, cook your food, and help you forge weapons and tools, but it can also burn down your house or a forest, the moment you lose control, which we don't have to begin with. Not anymore.

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He also has this... thing. Whatever it is, it's unusual. Let's try to bluff him.

Image: [streetwise] Junk. Worthless junk.

:agesilaus:: [failure] Junk? The very fact that I'm standing here before you should attest to the quality of this charm.

Dammit. I didn't put any points into Streetwise, so the check fails.

Image: How much do you want for it?

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Well, maybe we can haggle for a better price.

:agesilaus:: [failure] The jewels alone are worth at least three hundred. There is no way I'm letting it go for less than five hundred.

Fuck this, I'm leaving.

Image: I'll think about it.

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Hey, I didn't promise shit. I'm starting to come around to Feng's point of view.

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At least we got some coin and skill points out of this.

Next time: We murder a random guy in cold blood to "secure our future."

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Part II: Did I mention I don't like the combat?

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The next morning, Feng informs us the map is nothing special. Oh well.

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Image: Secure my future?

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And he wants us to kill some guy named Cassius. Great! We're free to do whatever at this point, so let's go over some game mechanics.

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Hitting "I" brings up the inventory. Currently, we have two daggers, a sword, some alchemical ingredients, a few ingots of bronze and iron, the map, and the sphere. I'll cover the alchemy and crafting tabs later. On the right is our carry weight, damage, armor Damage Resistance (DR), and other stats. Let's see what happens if I equip a dagger.

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Our damage and Critical Strike (CS) rating goes up, but Attack goes down because I didn't put any skill points in daggers. Still, I'm sticking with it for now because it uses little AP.

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Pressing "M" opens the map. We can fast travel by clicking on the names, but Teron is small enough to traverse in a few seconds.

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"C" opens the character screen, where we can distribute skill points. SP are split into three categories, two of which I've mentioned: CoP are received by winning fights, CiP through solving problems with talking and other non-violent means, while general SP is picked up by finishing quests and advancing the story. The latter can be used to level up any skill. General Reputation is a bit harder to explain, but certain actions increase the numbers -- for example, killing Cassius for Feng raises Loyalty. Some interactions can be passed by having high enough numbers, just like Skills. Traits & Ranks are titles we can get as we progress. Most are flavor, but there are a few with gameplay applications.

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"J" opens the journal, which contains quests, lore, a list of factions and major characters, plus any important items. Like our goofy sphere.

Enough of that, let's head to the inn.

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As you can see, it's a classy establishment.

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There's a lot we can do here, but first, let's talk to the fellow in the loremaster garb.

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Welp, we're a dutiful apprentice with no qualms about murder, so let's get this over with.

Image: Lord Antidas has sent me to escort you. Follow me. [lure him to an abandoned house]

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Image: Master Feng thinks you've made a mistake accepting Lord Antidas' invitation so... hastily. He asked me to correct it.

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I don't think insulting our master is the wisest move. Still, let's hear him out.

Image: I'm listening.

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Cassius, I'm going to kill you just for making me read all of that. We have a high enough CS to off him outright, but I have to show off combat, so...

Image: This is going to be fun.

Lies. Blatant lies. By the way, we can't do a critical strike in dialogue unless we have a dagger in the inventory. Hooray!

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Soundtrack: Combat I

So, combat. I don't like combat in Age of Decadence. In fact, I don't like combat in most turn-based RPGs, because it's bunch of number crunching and I just want to kill the damn enemy. To-hit chance? Action points? Tactics? I haven't got time for that shit! Regardless, I'll do my best to explain. We can move to any of the blue squares during our turn and attack within the green squares. Red squares are blocked. In the upper right is our Attack and Defense ratings. At the bottom is our HP, AP, equipped weapon, how much damage said weapon inflicts and how much AP an attack uses (in this case, 2).

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Mousing over Cassius shows us our to-hit chance (THC), CS chance, and Armor Damage Chance (ADC). THC is determined by our attack rating minus the opponent's defense rating, plus 50 percent.

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We do 2 points of damage, with 1 absorbed by his armor. Daggers (at least, in the beginning) are shit for damage, but the small AP cost means a lot of attacks.

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We get lucky here and inflict Bleeding. Bleeding takes away a set amount of HP per turn, plus the effect stacks, meaning you can lay the hurt down with the right type of weapon.

Oh right, weapons. There are a shitload of weapons in this game, each with different AP costs, bonuses, hardiness ratings and passive traits. Daggers have an increased chance of a Critical Strike on aimed attacks, swords are more likely to cause Bleeding, axes can do increased CS damage, hammers can lower DR, spears can interrupt attempts to get close, bows can Cripple (which means movement penalties), crossbows can Stagger (-3 AP), and throwing weapons can bypass armor completely.

"What are aimed attacks?" I hear you say. I'm glad you asked! Right-clicking on the weapon (something I don't show here) brings up a bunch of attack options, such as Power or Aimed. Some options use more AP but cause more damage or some other effect. Cassius started the encounter with Flurry, a dagger-only attack that hits multiple times with low damage. Aimed attacks have their own effects: aiming at the head can inflict an Attack penalty and even knock out an enemy on a CS, while aiming at the torso can lower DR. There's a ton of effects and weapon-specific special attacks that I won't go over, but if they come up in the LP, I'll explain.

Honestly, the best strategy in combat is to fight like a dirty rat. Use nets, bolas, bombs, poison, anything and everything to inflict maximum damage in the shortest amount of time. The game doesn't give a shit if you fight honorably, so don't.

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Cassius succumbs to blood loss. Time to loot his body!

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We take everything except his clothes. Hey, let the poor guy have some dignity. We'll melt down the dagger to get some iron.

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Let's inform Feng. Hopefully, this was worth it.

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Geez, we kill a guy for him and Feng is still being a condescending dick.

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If you have the loremaster background or high Charisma, Feng opens up. Otherwise, he tells you it was so long ago he can't remember.

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I think there's a difference between someone hunting for subsistence and a rich noble conquering nations, but whatever.

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Feng, how many people have you killed

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Hmm. Seems unlikely, but we'll file this away if it becomes important later (it will become important later).

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For listening to his life story, Feng increases our Streetwise and Trading skills, plus we get a few CiP.

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This takes us back to the topic screen.

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Carrinas is the commander of the local garrison. We'll meet him and the other guild leaders in other playthroughs. For now, we'll remain a free agent.

Time to explore Teron!

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Outside Feng's house are some vines.

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With enough Dexterity, we can climb onto the roof...

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...which is filled with trash. Does Feng own anything valuable?

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We can lockpick the hatch, however. There's no real reason to do this with our background, but we get some CiP for the trouble.

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Next to Feng's is the blacksmith.

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Getting some Solid Snake vibes from our PC.

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He also sells weapon and armor schematics for 50 and 75 gold, respectively. We'll buy the one for swords.

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There are arms and armor for sale, but good luck with those prices. We're better off crafting our own stuff.

Time to thank this helpful guy by breaking into his house.

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The door and first window are locked, but the second pays off.

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Here's why I put points into Sneak.

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The chest holds a pretty nice axe for this stage of the game.

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There's also some documents that raise our Crafting skill!

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High Perception lets us find some metal ingots. There's nothing else here, so time to bug out.

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Here's what the crafting tab of the inventory looks like. With the right materials and schematics, we can make anything, provided we have enough levels in Crafting. Right now we can only make bronze stuff, but that'll change soon. We can also melt down weapons and armor to get back metal, albeit only a little at our level.

Let's head back to the inn. There's an interesting conversation happening right now.

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Story time! :neckbeard:

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The cut-off bit says, "go forth and call up these allies. All the resources of the Empire are at your disposal!"

Also, this sounds like a bad idea.

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A really bad idea.

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A really, really bad idea.

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"blood and fire."

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Remember those names.

Anyway, this whole story reeks of bullshit. There may have been magic involved, but nothing like what this guy says. Plus, he's a racist.

Next time: Thieving, sneaking, and dying.
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Part III: Seriously, fuck Teron

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Woof. Alright, let's go through these...

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As you can tell, the innkeeper is a fountain of information.

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He's also an unrepentant suck-up.

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Totally unlike Antidas, I'm sure.

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Oh, good. Meru's crucifixion-happy.

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tl;dr: Everything sucks. Anyway, let's get a room.

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For 100 imperials, this had better be the best room in the place!

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The nice thing about renting a room is it gives us a handy place to store stuff we don't need right now.

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Time to sneak around and steal valuables! I won't show off everything here, as it's generally going into rooms and lockpicking chests. We don't have a high enough Steal skill to grab everything, but we get enough. The game is pretty lenient at this point -- getting caught just means being kicked out of the room.

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The sole exception is this chest. It's trapped, and traps can be deadly even this early. Let's try to disarm it -- how hard could it be?

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Oh. Whoops.

Death Count: 1

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Never mind that. Let's talk to this guy instead.

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No, you can't heal during a fight. This is a hardcore RPG, motherfuckers!

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We'll buy the reagents. Every little bit helps!

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Here's a dress I, ah, acquired. Do I look pretty, goons? :biglips:

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Here's the trading plaza, where we'll offload our ill-gotten gains.

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We'll become familiar with the Commercium in another playthrough.

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Hey, that sounds pretty sweet. Forget what Feng said, we're joining the Imperial Guards!

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you know what forget it

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While strolling through the graveyard (as we do), we meet this dude.

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Christ, everyone's an asshole.

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And everyone has a scam. This had better be worth it...

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If by "rare quality" he means grifters and murderous loremasters, then I agree.

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My man, have you left this graveyard recently? Teron is one bad day away from becoming worm food.

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MAKE TERON GREAT AGAIN

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Yeah, thanks for wasting my time. *grumble grumble*

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Yo, maybe you could get off your ass and bury this body?

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Yuck. At least we get a grappling hook out of this.

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Near the palace is this crowd.

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"zeal. And for a moment more the spell holds, the crowd subdued in the face of his conviction. But only for a moment."

Methinks we've found one of Meru's zealots.

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We could throw a stone at the preacher, but let's see what happens.

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"I think we've heard enough, old fool," the heckler again. He spits his contempt at the old man's feet then turns, smirking, and pushes his way out through the crowd. At this, the crowd begins to disperse, grinning and making jokes.

He makes the mistake of talking down to his audience and everyone leaves.

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High intelligence gives us an opportunity to get in the preacher's good graces.

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Sounds like we need to visit Ganezzar. For now, we need to get back to business...

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...like observing what a backwards shithole Teron is.

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Weren't we going to show our map to Antidas? Let's get that over with.

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The easiest option is to talk our way in.

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This is Dellar. Dellar will be a constant pain in the ass, save for one playthrough.

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Thanks to Biggus Dickus, we can't go in. We could try and solve those problems he mentioned... or we can find another way.

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How about the grappling hook?

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Hey! :mad:

Luckily, our DEX and STR are high enough.

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Did I mention failing the checks from this point results in instant death?

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It may seem suicidal, but we're going for the guard house.

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Heading west...

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I strongly advise against killing the guards unless you've got high charisma and good persuasion skills -- Antidas will call you out for it, and if you can't convince him? Game over.

The back of the guardhouse might be safer.

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It's not, but we can get some loot for our trouble.

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Another option: impersonating a guard. Since we have no points in Impersonate, it's time to go upstairs.

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Yet another option: pretend to be a servant. We'll try the tower from this level.

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We make our way back outside and investigate the ground floor.

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nope!

The only option open to us is going to the east side of the compound...

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...climbing onto the roof...

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...and hastily picking the window lock.

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Into the dining room!

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Thank god no one glances under the table.

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Time to check out the display room.

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I really need to put some levels into Traps. We might juuuust make it...

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Death Count: 2

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A perception of 7 gets us out of this mess.

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A combined score of 11 not only opens the door, it allows us to find a hidden chest.

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We can't read the scroll at the moment. Looks like the only way out is downstairs.

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DELLAR! :argh:

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Never mind swearing loyalty; it's time to show Antidas the damn map.

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"crumbling towns, still fighting each other like savages."

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Antidas really likes to hear himself talk.

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Seriously, fuck Teron.

Next time: Digging for artifacts and killing a bunch of people.

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Part IV: Town of motherfuckers

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Welcome back. There's only a few things left to do in Teron, so let's finish up. I put on a nice green cloak I didn't notice I had.

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Always be on the lookout for plants to harvest, because you'll save money. Certain plants can't be picked if the Alchemy skill is too low.

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Here's the alchemy tab of the inventory. Ingredients are separated into two types of reagents: base and modifier. Base reagents are used to make the basic (duh) potion/salve/bomb/whatever, and modifiers can do things like lengthen effects, add damage, etc. For now we can make some healing salves and poison vials, but that'll get us through the early game.

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I'm forging a new sword, made of iron, as higher quality metals do more damage. I'm also adding two techniques -- one raises our THC, while the other raises the chance of a CS.

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Near the palace is this house, with some guy in flaming orange robes outside.

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As far as I know, he'll only say more than one line to you if you're a loremaster.

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A Lore of 4 tells us this stuff is legit. Thessalos must have more valuables around.

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Let's rob this fool for waving his dick in our face.

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Sadly, we can't grab much -- at least 5 in Traps, Sneak, and Lockpick are needed to get everything. Right now, all we can get is bronze dinnerware.

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Opposite of Thessalos' house is this one.

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That's okay. We have other options.

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Time to scram. After selling everything we have about 500 gold -- quite a bit for this game.

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Making our way to Teron's main gate triggers this scene.

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Oh good, more unreasonable dipshits.

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As hilariously dickish as it is to demand 1500 gold, we'll be nice and pay their way.

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We find Aemolas between these buildings.

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The armor we received is nice, but we'll forge something better shortly.

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Cado is the leader of the local Forty Thieves chapter. Again, I'll save meeting him for another playthrough.

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Not far from the tavern is this group of fine-looking individuals.

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Hey! Let's do something really stupid!

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Alright, I've had enough.

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Three thugs to deal with, and one has a big-ass hammer. Enemies with two-handed weapons are a real pain because they can dent your armor as well as dish out huge amounts of damage.

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Always put poison on your melee weapon because the effect stacks.

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I get lucky with my dodges here. Not only is Hammerman trying to knock my head off, there's a second prick throwing knives at me. I like how the two people near the wall don't give a shit.

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Fuck yeah, critical strike, bleeding, and armor damage. I might actually win!

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Things are going well, but now I'm getting surrounded...

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Hammer Bro is down, but I'm at 9 HP. The inevitable happens...

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Death Count: 3

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This time I focus on the knife-throwing prick and pull a feint to keep the three in front of me.

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One down.

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He dodges, I dodge...

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We win!

We loot the bodies of everything and break down the weapons and armor.

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It sounds worse than it is. Honest.

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Because I'm a glutton for punishment, we'll do those tasks for Dellar. There's some new icons on the World Map -- we'll head for the Bandit Camp, which is east of Teron.

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I think we've found it. The dude in the cage must be the relative Dellar was talking about.

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Bye, Esbenus.

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We'll see Antidas about our "magical" ring. I didn't do this earlier because I didn't have the Streetwise for it. Otherwise, we just hand him the ring without any explanation and he hands it back immediately. :downs:

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Feng does what he does best and we get Antidas' ring as a reward, which we'll sell for a nice chunk of change.

At this point I made some iron heavy armor and a bronze helmet, as it will be very handy for the next encounter.

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Not far from the pile of corpses we left near the tavern, we stumble upon this scene. Meet one of the few female NPCs with a portrait. Our Streetwise lets us know the whole thing is a farce.

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It's smoother the second time around. The lady, Livia, has a mini crossbow that's annoying, but not as dangerous as this fucker with the axe and shield. Again, poison helps.

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Notice they're hitting me for 10 points of damage. Thank god for the armor or else I'd be a pile of gore.

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Both of the men are down, leaving Livia.

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She's armed with a bronze dagger, so the fight's more or less over.

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That'll teach you to ambush me.

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Time to deal with the mine. Dellar mentioned the Aurelians getting regular supplies, so we'll ask the local merchants if they know anything.

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Of course. Nothing's free, right?

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The shanty town is just outside the main gate.

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Rhaskos, you picked a bad day to say "no" to me.

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He goes down like a sack of scrap iron.

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All of this killing has made me hungry. Luckily, there's a kebab seller nearby.

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We have a body count of 10 at this point.

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At least we get a meal out of it.

Next time: The worst NPC

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Part V: The worst NPC

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Before leaving for the mine, I notice some squatters in a ruined tower.

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This is the devs taking shots at every RPG that forced you to fight rats in a cellar.

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The drain looks interesting, but we can't see anything through the muddy water.

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We found a... thing. Whatever it is, I'm sure we'll find a use for it.

When we leave...

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So long, suckers.

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Behind a locked door is a chest containing a sharpening stone and 20 steel ingots! A good haul.

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It's been a long day. Octavia's had enough of this shit.

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He's hanging around by the blacksmith.

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472 gold? You've bought yourself a reprieve, Miltiades. A short one.

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We know what the machines are for, but there's no way to activate them.

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We could overheat the smelter and destroy everything, which would please Antidas, but do we really want to? Teron sucks a choad.

Besides, I wanna see this thing in action.

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Well, whatever. We were going to Maadoran anyway.

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That's it for Teron! At the end of each "chapter," there's an epilogue of sorts, showing you how the major plots and power struggles play out. You're probably thinking, "The Boatmen killed the Imperial Guards? What does the Commercium have to do with this?" Patience.

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I'll take a break from the main playthrough to explore the other factions and subplots. There's more to this than you think.

Next time: Alternative starts

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Part VI: Greed is good

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This is Gaius Goonius, and he'll be starring in the side playthroughs. First up: merchant.

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I'm getting good vibes from Linos.

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I didn't know Stalin existed in this universe. Time to see our buddy, Feng!

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He's his cheery self, as usual.

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Something I didn't show off in the main playthrough: there's a trader outside the inn we can bilk. It's easier if we have the merchant background.

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Q & A time!

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The Commercium operates much like the mafia, it seems.

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Off to the palace. We talk to the preacher along the way, but things go differently...

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We need a charisma of 9 to pull off this next bit. Luckily, we do!

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Yes, we convinced this man we're the fucking Messiah. How many games let you do that?

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CASSIUS! :argh:

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Aw, poor Dellar. Sadly, his training is wasted on this character.

At the bandit camp...

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Yeah, it looks like Esbenus held up his end of the bargain.

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We could keep the money, but, uh, that seems like a bad idea.

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And he gives us the power module for keeping our word. See? It pays not to be a backstabbing douche, Cassius.

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From here, we activate the smelter like we did in the main playthrough.

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You'll notice we can do something else at the control panel, but our Crafting is too low. We may find out what it does later...

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We show Antidas the map and he goes through his spiel.

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Remember when we asked Antidas about his House and he shut us down?

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So, Daratan was king of the hill until the war against the Qantari almost wiped them out. Then a prophecy said Antidas would rebuild the Empire and, being a stuck-up noble born with a silver spoon in his mouth, he swallowed all of it. Yay!

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Uh oh.

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Hilariously, Cassius spots it's a fake immediately. Time to shit on his expertise.

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Eat my entire ass, Cassius.

Next time: Subterfuge, forgery, and windbags

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Part VII: Making friends through blatant cheating

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After humiliating Cassius in front of his boss, we, naturally, request a meeting. :v:

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He isn't keen on talking to us, but he relents if you have a positive reputation with House Dellar.

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"accounts of the battle of Estios all claiming the same thing: Ull-Xerath rose from the deep and attacked the legions of General Kesion, slaughtering over a thousand soldiers before the magi forced him to retreat."

Christ, I regret this already.

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Even the game hates Cassius. Let's get out of here and see Mercato.

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The idea here is to get leverage on Mercato so he'll spill the beans about Carrinas' plans.

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I'm surprised Cado gives a shit.

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If we want Cado's help, there are two ways to do it: threaten him (at which point you have to fight the entire guild unless you can talk him down), or give him something.

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He makes a good argument.

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Think about this for a second: the Forty Thieves guildmaster -- a guild infamous for deceit -- suddenly wants to be our friend. All we need to do is give him our signature. If you believe Cado is on the up and up, you haven't been paying attention.

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You're about to lose and we salute you! -- Let's Play A Game of Chance

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Damn your skills, Mercato! We don't have much DEX, but perhaps we can win by cheating.

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Nope. Thankfully, we have the magnetism of Jesus Christ, Mick Jagger and Winston Churchill combined, so he isn't upset about it.

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Carrinas is smarter than I thought.

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Come on! You can't leave it on a cliffhanger! :mad:

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Aw, we made a friend.

Back to Linos.

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To the Batmobile Boatmen!

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For once, Neleos is reluctant to take the job.

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It makes sense; killing the local commander will bring reprisals.

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To the palace!

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You know what, Dellar? You're okay.

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He's reluctant to do anything, unsurprisingly. A bit of sweet-talking might do the trick.

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Crap. It's pretty difficult to convince Antidas without evidence, so don't feel bad.

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There are, currently, two ways to get proof of Carrinas' plans: Ask Mercato for help or Go it alone. What should we do, goons?

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Part VIII: Well, that was easy

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When we last left Gaius Goonius (merchant edition), he was attempting to find (or forge) proof of Carrinas' plan to overthrow Lord Antidas. You voted to ask Mercato for help, so let's do that.

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We need a suit of armor if we're going to infiltrate the barracks. Hopefully, this Quintus won't be difficult.

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Oh good, another hovel. I was hoping for a palatial estate constructed out of gold, but then again I'm stupid.

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Maybe Quintus could sell rat-on-a-stick as a kind of regional cuisine. I smell an untapped market!

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Our perception is too low to find the armor. I like to think our character looked at the two or three objects Quintus owns and then gave up.

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We just scammed a nearly homeless veteran out of his only prized possession. All in a good day's work.

To the barracks!

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We don the armor and pray like crazy Mercato is there.

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We do well until our Level 1 impersonate skill fails us. Oh well. There's still good ol' fashioned bribery.

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Our high reputation with the Commercium ensures the guard gets paid. The bad news? Linos will totally dock our paycheck for this.

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Easy.

There's a third way to get what we need: if we gave Cado our signature, he'll hand us a writ that gets us past the guard -- he'll even raise the impersonate skill at no extra charge!

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Jesus, how loaded is the Commercium?

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Linos, if you can give away 50,000 imperials like that, then it's time to discuss my pay.

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Interesting. It seems Meru became a true believer after going deep into Castle Ganezzar.

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Another revelation: House Crassus played an important role in summoning the High Lords. It makes sense Meru would be especially religious.

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Whoa. A lot happened off-screen. If you were wondering how the Imperial Guards were wiped out, things should be getting clearer.

We have two options: convince the remaining Guards to join Antidas, or convince Antidas to kill them. We'll try the less bloody route.

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Mercato, buddy, don't ruin our friendship like this! :(

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Our reward is a damn good dagger. Useless for this character, but whatever.

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That's the end of this chapter! We performed so well we're going to Maadoran to speak with the head honcho of the Commercium.

By the way, this is where throwing your lot in with Cado comes back to bite you on the ass. If you give him your signature, he uses it (and steals your ring) to divert the gold shipment meant for Antidas to a warehouse, where it's promptly stolen. What did you expect? You idiot. You fool. If you can't convince Linos you had nothing to do with it? Dead.

Decision time! For our next playthrough, will we be a thief, an assassin, or a mercenary?

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Part IX: Murder, Inc.

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Playing as an assassin is one of the harder backgrounds in the game. You're expected to split your SP between civil and combat skills, and if you chose poorly? Good luck. One thing I'll say is impersonate isn't a bad choice for assassins, unlike most of the other backgrounds.

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Here we are at the guild's HQ, which you're familiar with. I decided to name the PC Gaius Stabbius -- it seemed appropriate.

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Ah, Neleos. It's always good to see a smiling face.

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Enough farting around -- we've got a mark to kill.

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RIP

We don't have any levels in persuasion, so there's only one thing to do: stab the guard in the neck.

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It doesn't kill him, but it removes a good chunk of health.

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Using nets to entangle the guard makes the fight much easier.

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It's not too difficult to put this guy down, but we have to use aimed strikes to pierce his armor. Get used to this.

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Finally, he takes a dirt nap.

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We loot the bodies and take everything from the nearby chest

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Time to scram.

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I believe the perception check is for the sphere. The PC ends up with the map no matter what.

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Before we see Feng, let's talk to the other guild members.

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This is Coltan.

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Coltan raises our alchemy a bit, which is indispensable for assassins.

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In the next room are Agatai (the guy in front of us) and Dias.

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Agatai is a big conversationalist.

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It's his way of saying "No, I won't teach you."

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Dias is more helpful. Good thing he lived to tell the tale, because dying at the hands of a teenager would be embarrassing as fuck.

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When negotiating over the payment for offing Cassius, we can use our assassin background to squeeze out a few more imperials.

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We persuade Cassius to leave, but this time our PER lets us know he's lying. There's only one response to this.

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Something else to note: An alchemy of at least 2 allows us to know the ring is fake.

Time to get another job from Neleos.

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Here's the house.

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Huh. I didn't expect this.

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Please ignore the dagger in my hand and answer my questions.

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Waaaaait a minute...

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Damn spy acting like an old man covered in feces! :argh:

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The fight isn't too hard, especially when you use poison.

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The lady gets off a few lucky shots and I end up with 7 HP. We win, just the same.

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Puh-leeze.

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Our persuasion isn't high enough to pass this check, so let's go with the other choice.

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Shit.

Remember Dias' story?

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The second round is much better thanks to higher HP and some nets.

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Mission accomplished.

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I nearly died for these fucking reports. I hope it will be reflected in my pay.

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I don't know what Agatai teaches us. Presumably, "don't get hit."

At this point, I get Dellar's quests and go to Rhaskos to convince him to poison some wine. If we use body count...

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...we fail, because it's not high enough. I guess killing only 4 people doesn't impress these days.

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He wants 100 imperials, but fuck that.

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So long, Rhaskos.

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Let's do this.

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Don't mind the strange aftertaste -- the vintners are trying a new, um... formula.

If we return to the outpost...

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Looks like someone is suffering from a case of... sour grapes.

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One down, but there are three more to grapple with, all in heavy armor. The fight is over so quickly, I didn't capture any of it.

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Death count: 8

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Third time's the charm. This time, I crafted a dagger and used sharpening stones to up the damage.

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Incredibly, I came out of this more or less unscathed.

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One of the bodies has the mine key. I like the item description.

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Oh, good.

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There's five more people in the mine. Three are lightly armored, but it's still a bear of a fight.

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The narrow tunnel is great if you're a range-focused fighter. It's not so great when you're reduced to using a fucking crossbow that takes 5 AP to reload. It becomes downright frustrating when the enemies get close and stomp another mudhole in your ass.

Death count: 9

Next time: Impressing others through wanton murder

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Part X: A series of unfortunate events

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Last time, I kept dying to some bastards in a mine. This time, I'm wearing heavy armor.

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The idea is to pick off the weaker, unarmored workers, but my THC is at 1% until they're about three tiles away, at which point I need to either back up or pull out a melee weapon. Oh, and I died shortly after the second screenshot.

Death count: 10

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I didn't capture it right, but two of the workers were lined-up, single file. The first one dodged the bolt and the second one caught it square in the chest.

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Three down.

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YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAGH! :byodood:

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We can't do anything with the machinery, but who gives a shit? We won!

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75 imperials for killing eight people? Fuck you.

Antidas, map, yadda yadda. We negotiate with the bandits and come back.

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Our high perception will let us give a detailed explanation of the camp.

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50 imperials. A little less than an octuple homicide.

We should get another job from Neleos.

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"the stairs, so use the window; two crossbows and ten steel armor piercing bolts, and some merchant robes to avoid attracting attention. Any questions?"

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I see no flaw in this.

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Guess everything's all set. Let's do this.

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If you're feeling insane, you can kill Dias and join the Guards. We're not doing that.

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Follow that Dias!

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Awesome. Time to get back to the guild and celebrate.

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What! You mean the gentlemen's agreement to not attack the guild that depended on humans being perfectly rational creatures... backfired?

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There's four guards in heavy armor, but having two companions is a big help.

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I use a black power bomb to inflict a whopping 13 points of damage.

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Then it's a flask of liquid fire to break up the clump of soldiers.

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The three of us whittle them down until there's only this turtled-up dingus.

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He's not dangerous, but his tower shield means he'll block a good number of attacks and prolong the fight. Eventually, he bites the dust.

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That's a bad idea. You're crazy.

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Coltan gives us some poison for keeping him alive. I'll use it almost immediately because we're low.

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The fight begins at range. Cue me missing all of my shots.

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Close combat is where I shine.

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Dead.

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Hopefully, Neleos and the others are okay.

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Yeah, I think they've been here.

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RIP Agatai. I didn't know a thing about you.

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RIP Dias. You had so many years of murder ahead of you.

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Neleos!

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Eat bomb!

Interesting fact: the explosion is cross-shaped, so I can hit the guards without harming Neleos.

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Neleos! NOOOooooo!

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It's possible to save Neleos, but it's difficult. You either need to deal substantial and consistent damage to both guards, and the enemy AI is programmed to focus on him. I believe he shows up later if you're successful.

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That's it for Teron!

That's it?

Yep, that's it.

I'll admit, I was disappointed the first time I played an assassin. After the opening vignette, there's only one guild-related quest before you're railroaded to the end of the chapter, and everything after Carrinas' death where you pull a Terminator and decimate an entire barracks felt... off. Where's the subterfuge? I wanted more intrigue and less evisceration. Fortunately, things pick up in the next chapter.

Since mercenary was the second most popular choice, I'll be playing that next.

Next time: Solving problems, one death at a time

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Part XI: You asked for this

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Meet Gaius Brutus, our PC for the mercenary playthrough. He'll show us why a campaign relying solely on combat is an incredible pain in the ass.

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The prologue has us assigned as Gracius's guard. Our gear is fine for now, but that'll change soon.

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Well, that could've been worse.

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Crap. Who will pay us now? At least we can exact bloody revenge.

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The assassin isn't hard to kill.

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Poor Gracius. Might as well take his stuff, since he doesn't need it.

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Notice we didn't pick up the metal sphere? Our PER is too low to spot it.

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WHO COULD'VE PREDICTED

But seriously, how does Cado stay in business when he's backstabbing everyone?

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Alright, time to chop these thugs down.

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Again, not a hard fight. Vardanis is there, but don't expect him to contribute -- he does little damage and is certain to die after a few turns. Theoretically you can save him, but I've never done it.

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A sound observation, game.

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If you go see Cado, he extorts you on threat of death. Are you surprised?

Back to the inn.

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Oh yeah, the money is gone too. Honest!

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Fun fact: My first playthrough was as a mercenary and I totally bought Feng's horse shit. It wasn't until much later I discovered I'd been cheated.

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I'll admit, Feng's a damn good actor.

Cassius dies, etc.

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Feng sells us a fake ring as a reward. Thanks, Feng!

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Good thing we have no morals!

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So. This fight.

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It's against two guards in light metal armor armed with axes (one-handed and two-handed), two guards in heavy armor with shields (one has a spear, the other has a sword), and a merchant constantly sniping you with a crossbow.

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I hate this fight. Part of the problem is that I don't have enough levels in combat skills to tackle any big fights at this point, my equipment is dog shit, and the guards in heavy armor nullify most of my damage.

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Fucking look at this. 7 points of damage and none of it affects his HP. At least his armor gets dented.

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Whoops, looks like my AI partners are dead and I'm down to 7 HP.

That's another thing: the AI doesn't seem to have any tactics beyond "attack nearest target." Sure, they're not brain dead (they'll vary strikes, characters with ranged weapons try to stay at range), but it's not like they'll try flanking maneuvers.

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I saw this screen four more times after this.

Death Count: 15

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After the fifth death, I reloaded an earlier save and spent almost all of my money buying heavier armor and a bigger shield. I also forged an iron axe.

For fun, I decided to walk around town with nothing on.

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I also tried some (ugh) tactics here by running around the wagon in the hopes of funneling someone towards me. It worked. Nets are super useful here.

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Astonishingly, the three of us are alive with only the trader left.

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This is for your sniping, you little turd.

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Remember, no morals.

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We rob the corpses of pretty much everything.

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Man, this application process is brutal.

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And just like that, we're a legionary in the Imperial Guards.

Next Time: Carrinas makes his move

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Part XII: Blood for the blood god

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We're at the Teron barracks. Before getting our next assignment, we need to get some things out of the way.

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First, killing the shit out of the thugs near the tavern.

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Then we convince Rhaskos to poison the wine at the Aurelian outpost and kill them too.

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Man, this is a piece of cake compared to other playthroughs!

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Carrinas means business.

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Geez, how green are these recruits?

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Naturally, we go with the block option.

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Any option is fine, but I prefer to attack the exterior guards.

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The fight is nothing special: there are more enemies in the tower, but they're occupied by our allies.

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Christ. I don't think I can convey how tedious some of the fights can be. When you've got multiple people in heavy armor and shields blocking damage or straight-up absorbing it, these scuffles become grinding bores.

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The quartermaster has a nice selection of items, which we'll make use of shortly.

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Oops, I didn't put any points into the speech skills!

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No regrets!

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For a noble, Antidas is a tough old bastard.

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RIP Antidas. Unfortunately, this doesn't make the fight much easier.

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Cue a long, interminable fight that ends in death.

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And then two more after that!

Death Count: 18

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Eventually, I start throwing bombs.

Sometimes it's pure luck whether you survive. Just before the above screenshot, I was hit with a CS which did something like 20 points of damage. I decided to reload a save, because fuck that noise.

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I stumble into a winning strategy by shanking Antidas and then retreating towards friendlies. Healing salves are a must, or else you'll take a dirt nap via blood loss.

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That's Dellar, managing to hold off five Guards. I swear, the friendly AI is braindead at times.

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Dellar finally dies and we mop up the lone spearman.

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Thanks. Could you give us some people that aren't fucking idiots, next time?

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One more side playthrough, and then it's back to Octavia.

Next Time: Kleptomania

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Part XIII: I'll take that. And that. And that. And that...

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Our final side playthrough is as Gaius Impuratus, Forty Thieves member and all-around scoundrel.

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Oh boy, Cado's our boss. I can't wait!

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I wonder how many times Cado had to tell us this.

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No no, prostitution is the oldest profession.

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There's the map. While we're here...

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It takes a level 3 lockpick skill and a level 3 steal skill to get everything.

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Sure, we could fool Cado, but we get a better reward if we hand over everything.

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Like an increase in lockpicking!

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Thanks for the dagger we'll never use, Lucius.

Next is the guy at the bar.

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Kleitos functions as the guild trader.

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I buy a standard crossbow from Kleitos, even though I plan to avoid combat.

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Finally, there's this dude.

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Oh, you're an enforcer. Got it.

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On the way I steal this merchant's purse, because why not?

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I also break into Feng's house.

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He's not even all that mad if you get caught -- he just wants you to come back with money.

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Stealing from the blacksmith...

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Stealing from the inn...

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Stealing from random merchants! It's great when you don't have to buy anything.

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So, is the mercenary just standing there with a dumb look on this face during this?

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Anyway, we break into Thessalos's place (remember him?) and take everything not nailed down.

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He's loaded! And he has poor taste in ancient erotica.

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Also burgling the house of the noble lady with the pretty gems. After selling everything, I'm swimming in roughly 2000 gold.

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Good thing I put points in traps this time!

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The goblet is likely in the chest, so let's explore first.

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Looks like Livia's here.

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Why are you calling me "sugar," like a 50-year-old aunt?

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At least act glad to see us, Cado.

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I did that so you'd have a new wine cup? Whatever.

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RIP everyone.

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We can add "industrial saboteur" to our list of traits.

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Our next job for the Forty Thieves involves making an ore shipment disappear.

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Remember the part in the merchant playthrough when Cado tries to trick us into giving him our signature? Instead of Gaius Goonius as the sucker, it's Zenon, and he signs.

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Feng! :buddy:

All in all, we have four options:

1. Bribe the guards

2. Steal the mandate from the Imperial Guards when the shipment arrives.

3. Talk to Flavius about his debt

4. Forge a mandate with Feng's help

Ordinarily I'd leave the decision up to you lot, but I'm going with what I think is the optimal path.

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See Feng, of course!

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Hooray!

The next day...

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Sudden merchant outfit.

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The trick is the sneak requirements get higher as you take more crates.

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Level 5 in Sneak will get us every crate.

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Let's say our goodbyes.

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We need to make our way to the main gate, but there are a bunch of people blocking our path.

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Let's go for a diversion.

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Apologies for the massive update, but I'm eager to return to Octavia, which is what we'll do next time!

Next Time: Seriously, didn't you read the above sentence?

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Part XIV: It's a Maad world

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Soundtrack: Maadoran

Last time, Octavia was "convinced" by Aurelian guards to travel to Maadoran and meet Lord Gaelius.

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Well, when in Rome Maadoran...

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Who can say no to that?

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tl;dr: go to tomb, deal with raiders, bring back helmet.

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Time to explore.

Maadoran is the largest city in the game, divided into five districts and serving as a noticeable bump in difficulty and complexity. If you had a hard time in Teron, you're going to be miserable in Maadoran. You'll see later.

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Ibn Hadad again, showing up to save the day.

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I do the old "steal everything" routine, but it's much less successful. Something tells me you need to be at the Proficient level (around 5-6) in the thieving skills to get anything. It's still a good idea to get a room, because your stash can be transferred from city to city via a chest, something I neglected to mention before.

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We need the lay of the land, so let's ask for help.

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Of course it's not free.

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Maadoran is making a good impression so far.

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This question is funny, considering we met Gaelius five minutes ago.

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UGH, I guess we should check if Miltiades made it...

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Oh. What a shame.

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There's a tavern, but we can't do anything there at the moment.

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A map of Maadoran. Ignore the gigantic crater for now. The Arena District doesn't have much going for it, save the titular building and the Fort.

As we approach the Arena...

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Fool, I'm giving a righteous speech!

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We have a body count of 12 at this point. That's probably enough to intimidate this dingleberry.

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Even the almighty power of bombs didn't keep me alive. I was surprised at how tough these dudes were -- they're not in heavy armor, but they do hit hard and inflict a lot of status effects: crippling, bleeding, armor damage, etc. If you don't stay on top of things, you're brown bread.

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After some trial and error, I used liquid fire flasks to keep the group separated.

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The fire persists for several turns, so you can put on the hurt if you're smart and lucky.

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Finally.

Death Count: 23

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We get a family heirloom as reward. Next time, don't rely on the kindness of strangers or heavily-armed women.

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Geez, I'd hate to see what the Slums are like.

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There's a new option when talking to the merchants of Maadoran: asking to see something "special."

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The special items are unique arms and armor with exorbitant prices that most players can't afford. We can craft our own stuff anyway.

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This is likely a bad idea, but let's talk to the arena master.

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Kinda need to work on the opening pitch, pal.

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Our first fight is against an unarmored schmuck with a dagger.

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Like so.

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A map of the Trade District. Abukar's house is near, but again, I'm saving it for later.

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To the healer!

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Dammit, I'm spending more than I make for these check-ups. I hope the payouts increase soon.

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Death Count: 24

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We're reached the rank of Gladiator, but there aren't any fights available right now. Good thing, because I'm nearly dead.

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There's a House of Ill Repute near the entrance to the Trade District. I could go for some company...

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No, no, I won't be dissuaded.

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Even the City of All Cities has problems with building codes.

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Domitius is in a house next to the fallen minaret.

The first time I played, I was tearing my hair out looking for him. The guide hints he's in the Arena District, but I had searched every nook and cranny with no joy. Then, I stumble onto an unmarked building and he's standing inside. God, I was pissed.

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Whatever Domitius saw, it scared him badly. Obviously, we need to find this place ASAP.

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Another name. Ganezzar is the next stop after we're done..

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This is a good place to end the update. We haven't even scratced the surface.

Next Time: The plot thickens

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Part XV: The library of Saross

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Last time, Lord Gaelius charged Octavia with finding the Temple of Thor-Agoth so he could seal it forever. Presently, we're in the Trade District, which offers an abundance of merchants with unique items that are way out of our price range, so I won't show any of that. If you have a ton of money and can't craft your own stuff, I suppose this is your place.

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Aw, I wanna detect energy fluctuations too!

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We have some things to show him.

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First, let's give him the metal sphere Feng said was "just a bead from some necklace."

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Abukar seems to think it's more than that. If we show him the Jellyfish artifact...

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Okay?

If we show him the map:

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Beautiful, yet desolate.

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Before we talk to the prospector, let's walk around back.

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We can move this rubble here.

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Finally, someone with manners.

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Two can play at that game.

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There came a great disturbance in the town of Lakia by the Nazvian Sea, with confusion and flight.

[...] And all the people fled from the ships of the kingdom of Qantaar, which had crossed the sea, inflicting every kind of punishment upon the people of Lakia.

[...] The Imperial army, being blessed and varying in design, fell upon the enemy. Slain were the men, their ships set aflame, the women taken into bondage.


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Presumably, this is about Ibn Hadad.

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The sun became as night, and the moon ceased to shine. The war continued with the passing of many years and although countless thousands had died,

[...] The Qantari Servants of Power called upon the Gods of Chaos, who came forth like an eruption consuming the armies and fleets of men[...]


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If I have this right, the scrolls say Qantaar attacked Lakia (a raid?), but the Imperial army stop them. A year later, Qantaar retaliates with a massive invasion force and calls upon the "Gods of Chaos" which lay waste to the land. The Magi summon otherwordly beings who fight back, then leave this realm. Both Qantaar and the Empire are devastated and the land is changed irrevocably. This lines up with what the legends say. Maybe they're true?

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What?

Next Time: Slumming it

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Part XVI: Jehovah's Witnesses, 5th century AD edition

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Let's ignore the implications of what we found and keep exploring. First up -- Zamedi.

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Soundtrack: Desert (This is a favorite of mine, btw)

Whatever happened here flattened the town. I'm surprised the tower is still intact.

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The Arch is the next stop. It's far to the east, directly north of Ganezzar.

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MORE of these guys.

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At my local polling place, there's this ancient woman with a glass eye who counts the ballots and such. Her eyes look in different directions and I'm never sure which one to focus on. I imagine it's like that for Octavia.

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I paid 55 imperials for nothing, didn't I.

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Huh, I expected something to happen. We'll come back later. For now, it's back to Maadoran to finish some quests, starting with talking to Basileios.

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Hey, someone who pays up front. Nice!

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I ran out of bombs and had to resort to liquid fire. Whatever gets the job done.

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Never mind, these losers can't get past my armor. This is the easiest fight in the game!

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Another story of Meru doing a 180, personality-wise. What the heck happened to him?

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Antidas bit off more than he could chew, and now he's lord of jack shit. Fortune is a fickle mistress and all that.

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Next to the beggar is this out-of-place youth.

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That... sounds like ingredients for a bomb.

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The adventures of Octavia: loremaster, gladiator, courier.

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Let's do the opposite of what the guide recommended and enter the Slums. I'm sure nothing bad will happen.

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I get good vibes from this guy.

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Uh oh.

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I'm sure this isn't a red flag.

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D'oh! Fooled by my naivete again!

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Don't fuck with me, slum rats.

Next Time: Slumming it. For real.

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Part XVII: Return of the worst NPC

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It's time to explore the Slums. As you'd expect, it's full of ruined buildings, homeless beggars and armed thugs. There are also some ball-crushingly hard fights, so step lightly.

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Right, we'll talk to the filthy man. Not much else to do.

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No regrets. Off to the other passage.

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Yes, you can drown. Thankfully, our stats are high enough.

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This time, we go right.

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Yoink.

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We survived!

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whoops, low poly boobs

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That's better. Blue Steel is the second-highest crafting material you can get.

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Well, I have no idea what it's for.

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The cut off bit says "power of the sun." Some kind of power source?

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We don't have any power tubes, so this thing will remain a mystery for now.

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Sky Metal is the highest tier of metals for crafting and requires a whopping 10 levels to use.

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Unfortunately, the power tubes we picked up won't work with the strange device. What was that about a respirator?

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This is, in fact, the same kind of relic the prospector back at the beginning of the game tried to sell to us. This is why we didn't buy it.

Nothing else here, so it's time to go back.

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Time to chuck some bombs.

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2104 imperials? Maybe you're alright, Miltiades.

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I don't like Sarpedon. He's a spear user, for one. He'll try to cripple you and bypass your armor with torso strikes, so be prepared for that. He'll also start the fight by throwing a pilum at you, which, remember, can bypass armor as well. Add in the fact he's got a tower shield and Sarpedon is an all-around dick.

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Death Count: 27

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Later. I need to lick my wounds.

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It's time to snoop around Darius's tomb and find his special helmet.

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They seem friendly enough.

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Shit. I don't like the idea of telling Gaelius the helmet is under a ton of rock.

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FINE I won't touch your stuff

On the way back to the entrance...

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There's a variety of options, but the simplest one is to ask the raiders for help.

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What a gentleman!

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Jackpot.

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Slightly disconcerting. We're not returning to Maadoran just yet.

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We also pick up Darius's armor, arguably one of the best sets.

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I'll admit, I expected something fancier.

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We loot their stash before heading out. I upgraded the lore skill, so I made a trip back to Saross to see if those weird tablets could be translated.

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Dire warnings. Goody.

Next Time: A startling discovery

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Part XVIII: The Abyss

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We should give Gaelius the helmet.

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Gaelius is expecting us, so we don't need a badge.

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Ah, another poor soul with problems. Looks like a potential quest.

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Aw, shucks. 'Tweren't nuthin'.

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And now we're a praetor. Octavia is moving on up!

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That's reassuring, I suppose.

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I put on my new awesome purple cape and go back to the Slums.

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Time to deal with the punks blocking the way to the Abyss.

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Mehrab and his Blades aren't tough. Most of their attacks can't pierce my armor.

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Here's Whirlwind, which is great if you're surrounded.

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Okay, I almost died, but only due to a few lucky criticals. A quick trip to the healer and I'm set.

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Never mind, he just wants to sell us junk.

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It's hard to see, but there are occasional flashes of lightning deep inside the crater.

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Next Time: Ordu ordeal

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Can't believe I didn't notice this on the SA forums - I love this game, and I'm pumped to dive into this!

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Part XIX: Please stop talking

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After our discovery at the bottom of the Abyss, we need a well-earned break at the Arena.

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First up is this pair of Ordu.

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They're not too hard, but it's getting to the point where you need a pretty high dodge/block skill to survive these encounters, plus my damage output is being minimized by heavy armor. Hopefully I can get some better weapons soon.

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Still, it's no fuss to kill these guys.

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We're rewarded with a new rank: Executioner! On to the next victim.

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The Butcher, indeed, hits like a freight train, but our armor is tough enough to withstand it. I'm using the scimitar for higher damage.

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No problem.

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Mack is a tough fight, so we'll put him on hold for now.

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Get ready for a lot of savescumming, because this fight is hard. The arena opponents so far look like child's play compared to this shit. Hermon is the primary target here, because he will try to damage your armor, and if that happens, his buddies will pick you off in no time. By the way, if the fight begins and you don't go first? Reload an earlier save and try again, because you're not winning.

My strategy (such as it is), is to crit strike Hermon with a bomb so he gets knocked off his feet, then attack him and hopefully inflict bleed/poison so he dies within the next turn. If you're lucky, you can kill him outright. Usually, I'm not so lucky. Oh, and if you don't crit Hermon with the bomb? Reload a save, because you're not winning.

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Even with Hermon dead, it's still a beast of an encounter. His friends will cripple you, crit you, entangle you with nets, hit you with bleeding, and so on. Bring healing salves.

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After the eighth attempt to kill these guys, I pull out the scimitar. One good thing about two-handed weapons, besides the increased damage, is you can hit opponents that are diagonally opposite of you. I don't know why this isn't possible with one-handed weapons, but whatever.

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FUCKING. FINALLY.

Death Count: 37 (If we're counting reloads as deaths, it's more like 67, but fuck that.)

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Great, now I have to worry about the fucking Unabomber.

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The temple area has some merchants and the Forty Thieves HQ. Other than that, there's not much here.

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Man, you're gonna be in a world of hurt.

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Before going to Harran's Pass, let's check out Inferiae -- which has a big Eye of Horus?

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Nothing strange about this place, no sir.

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This conversation unfolds in a few different ways. If you choose certain options (specifically, the "it's a small price to pay for their help" option) and have high Persuade, you can convince Azra to reveal the location of the temple and how to get there. Some choices will let you leave the village safely. Otherwise, it ends like this:

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We've made our choice; now we endure the consequences.

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Let's go say hi.

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Ha! This creature can't comprehend my unassailable logic!

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The Guardian (as it's called) looks imposing, but compared to Hermon it's like crushing an ant. It has high defense and HP and attacks twice in one turn, but other than that...

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The Guardian crumbles to pieces on defeat.

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Downstairs, we find what appears to be a tiny star floating in a chamber. Compared to what we've seen, this is practically mundane.

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It works! No idea what this does, though.

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We're back in Maadoran.

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The message is hastily written; many words are smudged or faded. The magus was dying from wounds sustained during the attack on his tower, so clarity wasn't at the top of his priorities.

"Balzaar attacked... has fallen. He's too powerful. I couldn't stop him. All my defenses... He's coming for you... You must do it before it's too late. Don't hesitate for the price we have already paid is too great. ...wait any longer, there will be nothing left."


Balzaar? Is that the Balzurath the storyteller talked about?

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Friendly folk.

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Get ready for a lore dump.

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Yes, it turns out it was Ibn Hadad all along -- which makes the tale about binding Tngri into human bodies much more relevant.

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The three melee enemies can be handled fairly quickly at this point, but that fucking archer will stand there, arrows dealing double digit damage every turn until you're dead, and then he'll give you his little archer smirk, satisfied because he killed you with a fucking bow. I hate that bastard.

Death Count: 42

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This object will get us into Zamedi, which is where we're going in the next update!

Next Time: Revelations at Zamedi
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Part XX: Never trust a wizard

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Since we're a praetor, we're allowed access to the third floor to see Erebus, Gaelius's loremaster. What a waste of floor space.

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A boost in Etiquette. At least we know which fork to use when eating salad now.

Speaking of showing our stuff to loremasters...

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If we show Abukar the reliquary, he pisses his pants and yells at us to get out, so we do.

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Mass distribution... gravitational wells... voids, charted and uncharted... low-density space... physical evidence... cognitive dissonance... universal mechanism...

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Ferrous and non-ferrous extractive metallurgy... pyrometallurgy... thermal treatment... energy output variations... sustainable temperatures and proposed solutions...

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Forms of energy... laws of conservation... conversion of electromagnetic radiation to thermal energy... a treatise on dispersion, dissipation, and absorption... solar-thermal collectors...

I don't understand any of this! :downs:

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Yet another artifact we don't know how to use. Par for the course.

Besides a chest full of alchemical ingredients, there's nothing else of note. Time to go upstairs.

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The windows contain energy fields instead of glass, because are just too good for silica.

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Time to figure out how this contraption works.

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Shit!

You need an Intelligence above 7 and an absurd level of 10 in Lore to figure out this thing.

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First up: the portal network.

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We can teleport to two places, one of which (the ziggurat) is the endgame. We'll visit both locations later, so we're not using the network.

Looking for more information on the Gods yields something far more interesting.

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It was very, very bad. Next query:

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Balzaar again. Something tells me this ended up being another poor decision.

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Agathoth? Thor-Agoth?

Time to go back to the Guardian.

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Thought as much.

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This Guardian is one sarcastic construct.

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We can assume the other magus in the recordings was Marcus Domitius.

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Pretty sure we're not wrong. Plus, Abu Hassan said "We lost two more. Now we are three against four."

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To sum up: The Magi were transferring the essence of extradimensional cosmic beings of immense power into human bodies and containing them with wards. At some point, the wards fail, the gods take over the vessels and start nuking cities (as an Elder God would do if one attempted to trap it), although it seems a few remained somewhat human judging by the "three against four" comment. The Qantari attack and the apocalypse kicks off. From the recordings, we can gather Balzaar, one of the god-things, eventually betrayed the Magi and had to be put down -- remember the story about Abu Hassan defeating Balzurath? With the help of Thor-Agoth/Agathoth, the "demons" are defeated.

According to the Guardian, the Qantari Servants first made contact with the otherwordly entities and convinced the Magi to use their technology to bring the things here. Something happened, presumably the whole "wards failed" thing, the Magi blame the Qantari and attack, which sets off a war.

In other words, this is all the fault of a bunch of bickering wizards. Never trust a wizard.

Two questions remain: what's at Al-Akia, and what happened to Agathoth?

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Well, you were helpful...

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Surprisingly, the Guardian doesn't rip our head off. It just leaves.

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There's some stuff to find downstairs.

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Eh, why not?

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That's a fucking rifle.

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Never mind the rifle, we've got a big sword! :v:

The Bolter is arguably the best "crossbow" (it's classified as such) in the game. It uses only 1 AP to fire, so if you have high DEX and a high crossbow skill, you can run around the map and shit on your foes at range.

Let's get out of here.

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I suppose the Guardian could have been lying, but the recordings corroborate its story.

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Erebus has a point. Knowing what we know, do we really want the possibility of someone imitating Abu Hassan?

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Meru got caught with his hand in the cookie jar, so Gaelius is giving him a hard spanking.

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For fuck's sake.

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Gaelius doesn't give a fuck about ancient history!

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I'll admit I have a bit more respect for House Daratan now. It's too bad Antidas is all that's left.

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After upping our Lore skill, let's see if we can read the scroll from Antidas's collection.

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It's a mantra to persuade air elementals to pull a flying chariot. Naturally.

There's one more place to go in this update: The Abyss. Remember those scrolls we couldn't decipher?

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The creature is the result of the binding process. Considering the flashbacks it showed us, Galath was chosen to receive the Gift (read: having an unknown entity grafted into your body), but the "other" (Athazor) escaped, leaving Galath like this. Whatever he, or it, is now is extremely dangerous.

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So let's fuck around with the console!

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Of course we're going to power it up.

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It's fine.

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This is fine.

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Uh...

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What did you expect would happen?

If you have a CON below 6, you die in the explosion. Reload!

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Good riddance, honestly.

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The Abyss is now just a giant hole.

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You kill a god and people bitch at you for it. Where's the gratitude?

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Next Time: Finishing up Maadoran

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Part XXI: Loose ends

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I forgot to show a branch of conversation at the Ordu camp, so here it is.

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It's more or less "our people strong, your people soft." Whatever!

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We need to deal with Mack the Knife. He's a pain in the dick and can bring you down to 0 HP in seconds. His attack pattern usually consists of throwing a net at you, then running in and stabbing you to death, relying on his high chance of hitting you with Bleed and multiple critical strikes.

Luckily, he doesn't have much health and his armor is nonexistent, so I'm taking my new blue steel shamshir and ramming it up his ass.

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3v1, but this is a breeze compared to the encounter at Harran's Pass. The one with the hammer should be targeted first.

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By this point, I'm hitting around 20 points of damage on criticals and Bleed is stacking up to 15 points of damage per turn. It's still a bit of a grind to kill these guys, but nothing too hard.

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Three more bite the dust.

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We're holding off on the champion until Ganezzar.

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Instead, we're sticking the big power module we have in the doohickey in the Slums well room.

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This is one of the locations we could have accessed from Zamedi. It's probably a mistake to look in the tank, but I'll do it anyway.

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I don't want to know anything about these procedures, thanks.

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Reading the scrolls lets us grab one of the canisters. Its use will become apparent much later.

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Aw, thanks for the uplifting message, game. :)

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The canister is in a strongbox next to the machine.

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Using it will raise our Strength, Dexterity, or Constitution by 1. I'm going with CON because more HP is always good.

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Owie.

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Hooray!

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Here's a merchant I missed at the Temple. He has an extremely metal skull collection. :black101:

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Don't touch the merchandise!

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Simmer down and take my money.

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What a weird device. Maybe Clemens would know what it does.

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Yes, we're really doing this.

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I have the utmost confidence.

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Despite what Clemens says, there isn't an impact to gameplay now that we have no depth perception.

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And it's permanently grafted to our skull. Great!

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Soundtrack: Teron II

Making a stop in Teron, something I couldn't do until the main plot of this act was resolved.

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A bunch of tents have popped up around town.

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We're here to pick up a sidequest from Aemolas, since our Word of Honor is high enough.

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Whoa.

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Off to find hidden (and likely stolen) treasure.

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Parley!

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Hmm... nah.

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There are eight guys to fight, but they're using basic equipment.

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Barely a scratch.

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Heck, we've got enough money. I'll be nice and split it with Aemolas.

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Another good deed done. We only had to kill eight people to do it!

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Back in Maadoran, we meet Kemnebi, the guy Basil told us about several updates ago.

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Okay, be that way.

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He's tight-lipped about the job, but fuck it, the promise of killing fools is enough for me.

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Kill raiders, get gold. Simple.

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It's time for a big brawl. Almost 20 combatants shedding blood on the sand. A true battle in every sense of the word.

It's boring! The enemies can't do dick against us, so this encounter consists of waiting like 30 seconds until everyone else's turn is over, then advancing, taking a swipe at an opponent, repeat.

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Thank Christ that's over.

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Let's get our reward.

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Son of a bitch. Gracchus better have a good explanation.

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Oh. That's okay, then.

Oh wait, I have an automatic rifle, so your crossbow is useless to me. Where's the fucking "slit his throat" option?

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Damn it Kemnebi, this stuff is beneath me! Where's the mountain of gold I was promised?

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Fascinating. Can I get something out of this exchange now?

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Good enough.

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This lovely gentleman is hanging around the inn.

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Kadmos wouldn't be a problem, except he's a filthy spear user and therefore 100 times harder than he should be.

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Thanks for almost killing me, fucker.

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One more place to go. Remember the tablets?

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Good. Glad that's cleared up.

That's all for Maadoran. In the next update, it's back to the side playthroughs.

Next Time: King of the assholes

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Part XXII: Everyone involved in this plot sucks

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The Commercium is flexing on Gaelius now. No doubt Gaius Goonius will play a role.

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Strabos, who looks like a cross between John Goodman and Joe Ligotti, is the guildmaster of Maadoran, making him the de facto leader of the Commercium. He's more or less a mafia boss.

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Ah, the "replace competent ruler with useless relative" gambit. I hope you don't end up with a Joffrey Baratheon, Strabos.

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We have three people to talk to: Lady Lorenza, Lord Senna, and Legatus Pavola. We've met Senna and Pavola before.

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Strabos isn't very helpful.

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tfw you have a high Trade skill

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Let's try the badge.

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What, you thought that would work? You idiot. You utter simp. It's never that easy.

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Showing the map does nothing. We're not seeing Gaelius, period.

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Anyway, our first stop is Lord Senna.

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As you can see, our dialogue skills are getting a workout. Don't try this unless you have a 6 in Persuade/Etiquette/Streetwise.

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I'm... not sure what the differences are between the two options. The outcome is the same, regardless.

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Next is Lady Lorenza, who lives across from Senna.

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She sounds charming.

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Christ, it's always "me me me" with you people.

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Impatience of youth? You look to be 25.

Passing the etiquette and lore checks earlier makes this one easier.

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Success! Before we leave, we can ask Lorenza a question.

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It's a bold conversation opener.

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Yeesh, I can't believe men are still trying to marry her.

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I admire his bluntness.

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Pavola may secretly be the wisest character in the game.

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Aaaand done! Huh, that was easy.

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Image: Legatus Pavola, Lady Lorenza Calani, and Lord Senna.

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Oh god, there's a catch.

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Of course you did, you asshole.

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Language! :mad:

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Maybe da Boatmen should have dere kneecaps broken in da back of a chariot. lets go Blues baby love da blues

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We're not going to Pavola, since getting the guards triggers a fight when Hamza shows up.

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Not much to do in the villa except talk to the servant.

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Well, he did broker an alliance between two Noble Houses, a Legatus and the most powerful guild in Maadoran, so I'd say he's somewhat of a threat. True, I played a significant role (agesilaus), but c'mon...

At this point we can:

1. Fight, which is stupid.

2. Convince Hamza to kill Darista.

3. Convince Hamza to kill Lord Massalus.

Option 3 seems the safest.

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I'm tempted to sell out these dickheads.

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He's doing it in the name of equality

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"By the gods, I WILL recieve an invitation to the annual fish fry!"

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Like I said: mafia boss.

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RIP Gaelius.

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Talent really does skip a generation.

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Settle down, Lord Fauntleroy.

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Image: And that's precisely what makes him a perfect candidate. Running the city is a job. You know the noble-born better than I do. Where would you find one who's willing to work day and night, going over the balance sheets?

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Image: Congratulations, you're the new magistratus. While Lorenza and Senna were fighting and putting more pressure on Serenas than he could handle, I convinced them to give the position to you.

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Lordships for everyone! :toot:

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Yeah, I don't think I want to work for Strabos anymore.

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Next Time: Things get bloody

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Part XXIII: Traveling salesman

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When we last saw Gaius Stabbius, he was going to Maadoran because the Boatmen guild in Teron had been wiped out. Maybe he'll have better luck here.

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In retrospect, Neleos was a bit of an idiot.

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Peacekeepers, eh? I guess it makes sense if you're a believer of "death solves all problems."

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Don't you hate it when people laugh at their own jokes?

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Working for Gaelius has its perks.

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The game implies Darista is ugly now, but her portrait shows otherwise. Seriously, she's a 9 out of 10.

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Oh hey, looks like the stolen treasure has come up.

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Okay, geez...

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Several invisible men, it seems.

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The logic of this is questionable. Levir is a fucking thief sitting on a pile of gold -- why would he let us take it?

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Thanks, Cyrus! This will come in handy in our current quest.

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We don't need no stinkin' guide!

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Can we pull this off?

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Yes, we can.

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Invisible men and women. The only point of interest is this brick wall.

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Let's take a closer look.

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Sir, I'm selling this fine dagger...

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This guy is no big deal. My dagger can pull off critical strikes fairly regularly now.

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What? You mean Levir isn't going to let us waltz out with the gold? Who could have predicted this!

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Let's try to find this hidden tunnel. We can talk Levir into letting us go, but he'd want us to do a job for him in return and I don't feel like getting mixed up in that bullshit.

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Nothing here.

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Ah-ha!

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We'll try the crafting option.

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So long, Levir.

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Hamza is arguably one of the "best" characters in AoD. Sure, he's an assassin who's killed countless people, but he's loyal, which is more than I can say for most of the characters.

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There's something poetic about the Boatmen being formed out of the remnants of the Emperor's personal guard, only to end up working for a man who wants to be emperor.

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I wonder how many times Darista has to listen to guild members moan about working for Gaelius. Anyway, time to stop fucking around.

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We can't sneak in, so we'll take the direct approach.

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Good sirs, are you interested in buying a quality dagger? It's very sharp!

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Nothing outside, so let's go in.

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Ow.

Death Count: 43

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Things go smoother the second time.

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Eat cold steel, Lorenza.

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Lorenza and her ladies-in-waiting have some good stuff we can sell.

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What the fuck? Even Octavia didn't get a private audience with Gaelius!

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Looks like he's decided to take care of that nephew problem.

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I heal myself and prepare for the next quest.

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Do or die time.

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Hope this ring works.

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Phew.

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Moron.

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Yes, I have the message written on this dagger...

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For a bunch of skilled assassins, the Boatmen can't handle a mob.

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Next Time: Pain

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Part XXIV: The greatest battle

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Last time we saw Gaius Brutus, he'd been arrested and sent to Maadoran to answer for the crime of killing Lord Antidas.

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Gaelius, you magnificent bastard.

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You can also shove the snarky commentary!

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The game neglects to equip the items, so I have to waste AP doing it. Age of Decadence!

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Not that it matters. The fight consists almost entirely of me blocking their blows.

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Uh, thanks?

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We've got nothing but the dinky axe and shield, a neurostimulant, a bronze sword, and a tunic. Carrinas mentioned smuggling our inventory to Maadoran -- maybe the local fort has it.

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This day gets better and better!

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Much better. Off to Strabos.

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I regret this already.

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Well, my stats are weighed in favor of a combat build, so I like to think so.

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Don't flatter yourself.

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Night falls. I spend a few seconds looking for something to click on until I realize I need to talk to Strabos again.

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Has Strabos been sitting here for hours? Did he have us follow him to the shitter?

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It's tempting to let Hamza kill Strabos, but we need his information. Sorry, Hamza. :(

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Hamza, as you'd expect, is pretty tough. He starts out by entangling you, then inflicting you with Poison and likely Bleed. Healing draughts and antidotes are a must.

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We win in the end.

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Add rank hypocrisy to Strabos's list of flaws.

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Hamza has nothing noteworthy on him, so I left that part out.

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Hooray...

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No wonder the Imperial Guards hate the Ordu -- their presence means the former has to get off its ass and do something.

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I've heard of sea water and oil being used for quenching, but piss and blood? What fucking maniac thought that up?

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Off to Harran's Pass.

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Is "Bass" pronounced like the fish or the musical instrument?

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"Disappointment" is the word of the day when it comes to the Imperial Guards.

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It's raining heads! Hallelujah, it's raining heads!

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Seriously, the Guards are making the Boatmen look well-adjusted.

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A simple "please" would do.

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Shit. Nothing we say will work.

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These two can be tricky. Stacked bleed effects are likely. The biggest obstacle is their agility; my THC is only around 60%.

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Luckily, I can block most of their attacks and I die only once.

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Sure, why not. Poisoning isn't beneath us.

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Usually we'd have to pass a Sneak check, but since we don't have to be subtle anymore, it's an automatic success.

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Poisoning the well gives us time to make adjustments to our armament.

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Our alchemy isn't high enough to change anything, but we do have a robust Crafting skill.

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That's all we can do.

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There are about 15 Ordu warriors. Tough, but not impossible.

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We don't have to actually fight 100 people. Most are static models.

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The fight went easier than I expected. My first playthrough was death after death after death, but this was relatively smooth. Belgutai should be the first target since he poses the most danger.

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Hey, we're winning! Albeit at a snail's pace.

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Hi Thorgul!

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We're pushing the Ordu out of the fort!

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Reinforcements! It's about time.

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If you convince the Ordu to leave, Carbo gets upset and calls you a big sissy.

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Oooh, we're gonna meet the big cheese. Let's talk to Bass first.

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Oh good, another tyrant.

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I want to stress that Gaelius is the best of the bunch when it comes to leaders in this game. Strabos is a greedy and amoral thug, Antidas is a mediocre ruler with delusions of grandeur, and Paullus is a dictator. We don't know much about Levir and we haven't met Meru yet, but their chances of being likable are slim. Fucking Darista inspires more confidence.

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What have I gotten myself into?

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Next Time: First world problems

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Part XXV: A jarring heist

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Please excuse the delay -- I've been working out some personal problems. Anyway, we're playing as Gaius Impuratus again and we've arrived at Maadoran after stealing Antidas's treasure hoard. We need to meet with Levir, the head honcho of the Forty Thieves.

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Well, if Aziz says he's okay...

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If you remember, we need to go through the Slums to get to the Temple. We could tell Leon to fuck off, but there's an amusing incident if we go with him.

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Remember getting accosted by the slum residents? We're going to ditch Leon here.

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Nah, don't think so.

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That's one problem out of the way, but there's a much bigger one to come...

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Hermon and his thugs.

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My capture software fucked up here, but Hermon's a member of the Forty Thieves and he lets you through without a fuss. If only that was a fucking option in the other playthroughs!

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I like that we're telling everyone to eat a dick. I'm getting tired of being a doormat.

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Surprise surprise, Levir's another sardonic prick.

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Eh, he has a point. In hindsight, stealing a shitload of gold from a lord is a bad idea.

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Fuckin' Linos! :argh:

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A jar?

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Excuse me, I think Jeff Bezos would disagree!

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Ah, more ancient technology.

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Thanks for being cryptic.

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Use elevator, go to basement, get jar, touch nothing else. Seems simple.

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:gonk:

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Naturally, having high numbers in sneak and lockpick helps.

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Nothing personal, ma'am.

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Looking for the crank feels like a safer bet.

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Yay!

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Sadly, there isn't a "Gaelius's father comes back from the dead" subplot.

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There's nothing here save for these chests.

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This looks like the jar we used in the weird machine to improve our stats. Seems Levir is doing something similar.

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Don't touch the other chests. They're trapped and filled with poison gas. You can get some gold, but it results in the permanent loss of 5 HP and you need to fight the guards on the way out.

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Gee, now I feel bad for Levir. Funny how having a terminal illness makes you re-prioritize things in life. Not enough to stop being the guildmaster of a thieves' guild, but hey, no one's perfect.

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Next Time: Familiar faces

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Part XXVI: Candygram

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Look who it is!

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Levir? A sweetheart?

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Nice to see a familiar face, but we need to find Isandros.

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As much fun as it would be to smoke hash, drink wine and get our fuck on, we've got important business.

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Despite what Bassar says, there isn't a time limit. We're free to do whatever the hell we want. First, let's get some info from Isandros.

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Remember these vague directions.

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I dunno Isandros, your attitude might change next time a plague sweeps through.

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Hire mercenaries to kill you?

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As I was going through the Trade District, I found a house I never interacted with before. Inside was this guy:

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Fucking scholars...

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Well, this one didn't wither and fade so much as combust, but at least he has a positive outlook.

Then I spend the next ten minutes wandering the Slums looking for people to hire. I went to the Temple and put my cursor on every NPC until I found this shitter:

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He's not far from Isandros.

I could be stupid, but maybe "Talk to Rusty over there," are better directions than "Ask around."

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Bingo!

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Let's try patriotism.

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Eh, good enough.

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Thanks, Aziz. Lucius is next.

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There's a better way.

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Instead, we're going to leave a package on their doorstep.

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Attack, Rusty!

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RIP Rusty.

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The fight is much easier now.

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Against all odds, I hit someone with my crossbow. It's very effective! With Lucius and Aziz on our side, the fight is over in a few turns.

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We'll find out what Levir has to say next time.

Next Time: Finishing up

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Part XXVII: Love potion

I'M NOT DEAD!

Last time, Gaius Impuratus killed some Boatmen for Levir. Unfortunately it was a decoy team, so we need to find out what happened at the temple.

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Yes, why?

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He has a point. If Antidas' Hoard is bringing so much heat to the guild, maybe it's better to let them have it. Still, all that effort, wasted...

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It looks like Darista was ousted in this timeline, because I doubt she'd want any harm to come to Gaelius.

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I can see why Levir is the guildmaster.

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Me? I'd probably curl into a ball and sob.

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NO GODS, NO MASTERS

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I made a stop at the inn to shed some weight -- we'll need a disguise for the next part.

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This is arguably the best mission in the Thief playthrough. There are a lot of options and outcomes to this one, but I'm only showing off one possible path.

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Thanks, Cyrus. Thyrus.

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The best options are the second or third ones. If you choose the first, they all come out and you have a fight on your hands.

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RIP Gaius.

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A level 4 Critical strike is needed to succeed. Otherwise, it's a fight.

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Time to exercise our guard swagger.

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Hooray!

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No point in going upstairs, so it's straight to the Legatus.

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Fuck yeah!

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Guard quarters first.

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There's a better way. Let's try the Daratan emissary.

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Not sure what this guy's deal is. I assume he's relevant in another playthrough or some other chain of events, but I can't be bothered to find out. Maybe you take his place if you're a Daratan praetor.

Crassus emissary is next!

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Gaelius would have something to say about Meru being "the noblest of nobles," but never mind.

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They probably died, but I won't rain on this guy's parade.

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We can kill him and take his badge, but again, there's a better way. To the courtesan!

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Nothing to do here... yet. The only place left is the healer's.

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Dalia is the courtesan we just saw.

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High intelligence opens up an option to make poison.

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Thanks, Levir. Thevir.

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Time for more bullshitting!

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I like how the PC paraphrases Meleagros here.

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You can kill the courtesan if you feel the game is too easy, or something.

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No regrets.

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One loading screen later...

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ALL HAIL LORD LEVIR!

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It's actually Strabos and Senna, but the Slums are Levir's. He's literally a slum lord.

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Meru has been poking his nose in old ruins and that warrants attacking his city. I'll never understand the motives of nobles...

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Remember that "he won't give you problems" part.

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:agesilaus:: Aren't you too young to be a loremaster?

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"Coughing sickness" is likely tuberculosis. No wonder Levir is desperate.

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Part XXVIII: Exploring Ganezzar

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We're back with the main playthrough! Before we leave for Ganezzar, there's one last thing to do. Nasir wanted a yellow sapphire from Silvanus, so we're getting it.

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This is the place.

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Heck, let's talk to the guy.

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Looks like his guest is a member of the Forty Thieves.

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Either option works, but I like the praetor one.

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HEH.

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Thanks, loser.

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Pretty. Back to Nasir.

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Here it is, you greedy man.

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1000 gold, baby!

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A lot has happened. Remember when Octavia was a lowly loremaster's apprentice?

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Note the symbolism of a city in the heavens that's compared to a choking fungus.

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Yep, definitely a siege. Remember, this is because Meru was caught digging in some ruins.

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Let's see what the holy city is like.

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Some crucified men. A good sign.

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Meru can wait. There's a lot to see and do. First, we'll talk to the guy in armor.

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Friendly fellow.

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Buddy, I've learned some shit that would change your mind (but the game won't let me tell you).

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There's a guy named Pancreas -- I mean, Pancratius -- in the building next to the old couple.

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Theological debate time!

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Nice talking to you.

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Ganezzar looks smaller than Teron, but as you saw in the opening, it's arranged in levels. Presently, we're at the lowest level, which is naturally named Lowtown.

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It's a fine place.

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The former headquarters for the Boatmen of Styx.

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Theological debate, part 2.

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This sounds like a good time to stick our nose in.

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Hair loss and vomiting blood are also symptoms of acute radiation syndrome.

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Yuck. Streetwise is slightly higher, so we'll go with that.

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Ugggh.

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The picture shows Octavia by a staircase, but never mind.

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Luckily, we've got the knowledge to alleviate radiation sickness.

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We'll check it out much later.

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This is Hector. Hector is important in another quest, but for now he just stands there.

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Just like in Maadoran, we can pay one of locals to act as a guide.

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Did you say airships?

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Meru has made himself Pope, it seems.

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That's all the info we can get.

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You poor man. You have no idea who you're up against.

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Whoops, I think I hear my mother calling me or something...

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Part XXIX: Class warfare

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To get to the next district we need to climb this massive stairway. At least I'm getting exercise.

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You may notice some contradictions between what this guard says and what Meru's followers proclaim: Meru is trying to create a more egalitarian society.

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Whoops, better spout some bullshit

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Hey, it's Laevinus! You may or may not remember this is the guy Domitius Ulpius mentioned way back when we first arrived at Maadoran.

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Lords to the left of me, zealots to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

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Even the Imperial Guard bent the knee.

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Asshole.

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I have no idea what you're talking about.

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I didn't know math would be involved!

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So a female Socrates?

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BOOOO! YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!

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Next Time: Hellish Hector

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Part XXX: Bad Omens

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Last time, Lord Darganus gave us a mission to kill the zealots harassing Berengarius.

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Image: Then they kill us. I'll die fighting so my death will be quick. Then they'll torture you until you give them everything and then they torture you some more to be sure.

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Image: I haven't decided yet.

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If you insist.

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Oh yeah, very good friend of mine.

Image: Miltiades? He's the noblest of men. Capable too, so he'll be a great asset in this undertaking.

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Over to Pancratius, then.

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Image: Lord Darganus sends his regards.

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Let's try the "softly-softly" approach.

Image: Heresy or not, if you won't guide these people, someone else will. Lord Meru is preoccupied with other matters now, but sooner or later he'll have to deal with the problem he created. Unless you show your value by dealing with it for him first.

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Hector, if you remember, was the guy standing on the street corner.

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No point in walking away now.

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Ugh, this fight. It's only three against one, but hammer bro and crossbowdouche are more than enough. The former likes to damage your armor and the latter has poison bolts, so get ready to watch your health disappear. As for Hector, he tends to hit you with bleed, so watch for that.

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After about five tries, I win the fight with only 4 HP left. Go me!

Death Count: 50

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An amusing exchange with the healer. Fill me up with kidneys!

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Image: Hector is dead.

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Back to Darganus.

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Image: We reached an understanding. His price was Hector's head.

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We'll check back later.

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Time to get the best armor in the game. Marcus Valla said to find Esdras, and here he is in the market square.

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Image: Marcus Valla sent me.

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We're as prepared as we can be, so let's get this over with.

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If Esdras did come and buy the armor, was the guy going to strip naked and hand it to him?

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Five v one. Guy with spear, guy with crossbow, guy with scimitar, guy with axe and guy with net. As you'd expect, it's a tough fight. Everyone likes to inflict movement penalties so you're forced to sit there while they plink away at your health.

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Surprisingly, it's not as hard as the Hector fight because dodging is OP.

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I got an achievement for killing 100 people. Hooray!

Death Count: 52

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The Power Armor, as it's called, is a nice piece of equipment. It's DR isn't as high as our current set, but check out that Hardiness -- there's no chance of this thing being damaged.

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We can't wear a helmet while it's equipped and the reason why will become apparent later. The gauntlet acts like a shield so it takes up one of our hand slots. Let's interact with it.

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One power tube...

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Two power tubes...

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Three power tubes.

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Powering up the armor unlocks modes I'll show off next time we're in combat. As for the forth mode...

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Eh, what's a little sacrifice every now and then?

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The forth mode is unlocked at the cost of permanently losing 5 HP. Trust me, it's worth it.

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Look out world, we're ready to kick ass!

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Even inserting one power tube drops the armor penalty to 10 and maxes the AP at a whopping 20. If you've got the DEX, you can run around and shit on everyone before the first round ends.

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Completely sanitary, I assure you.

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Enough screwing around; it's time to meet Meru. The castle is in the Skyport district, located at the top of Ganezzar.

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On the way there, we run into this fellow.

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I don't like you.

Image: What do the responsibilities of the Second Acolyte entail?

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Image: And blood, eh? What happened to "we're all brothers and sisters?"

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I love how he straight up admits all the talk of equality is bullshit and the same stringent hierarchies will exist after the Gods return -- but they'll be righteous hierarchies!

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Here's the dock for the fabled airships. You'd think someone would build a few railings.

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Image: Tell Lord Meru that a praetor of House Aurelian requests an audience.

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The First Acolyte himself.

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But you're sitting.

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What's the deal with this guy?

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Image: You didn't answer my question. What were your men doing in the ruins?

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The Guardian in Zamedi said Al-Akia was the place the Qantari and Magi infused human vessels with the essence of the gods. Then it all went to shit.

Image: Months? Years? Decades? Does it really matter? The past should stay buried.

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Meru's got some balls.

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Well, okay.

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What the shit?

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Uh...

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After that bit of mindfuckery, let's talk to Faelan.

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Stop that.

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I still don't know what Faelan's deal is and now I want to be as far away from him as possible.

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Maybe Faelan should join the BDSM community.

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Ugh, never mind.

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Yeah, this dude is a powder keg ready to explode. Get me outta here.

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Let's show Meru the map.

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Whoa. Suddenly, Meru's not so friendly.

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Image: I... uh... beg forgiveness?

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Oh fuck, better do as he says.

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Phew.

I need to up my charisma for this next part, but it's worth it.

Image: They say you found your faith in the depths of your castle. I wish I could see it too, brother, to strengthen my faith.

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Image: What happened to those who failed?

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Oh, good.

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Let's do this.

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holy fuck

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There really is a tear beneath Ganezzar. The mind boggles.

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It's kinda beautiful, in a reality-warping way. The only actions we can take are to leave or examine the throne.

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Fuck it.

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As the green text implied, if your CON/INT isn't high enough you die because the otherwordly knowledge is too much for your feeble mind.

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fuck, whatever

Image: I wish to serve the Gods, brother.

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Image: Why me? Surely you have hundreds of loyal servants.

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Image: What's in Al-Akia?

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Meru wants to sacrifice himself?

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Image: I need time to prepare.

After that, we need LOTS of time to prepare.

Next Time: A chat with the Gods

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Yay it's all up! Now we just need to get to another page so people can actually see the next update without lots of loading.

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i will help with that! just need six posts after this one, i think

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Working on the next update, so keep posting!

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To take up a post, maybe you could list all the different protagonists and their classes? I am dumb, so I get confused with the Gaiuses.

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Posting posting posting, want to hit that new page!

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Did you know that Publius Ovidius Naso (of Ars Amatoria fame) received his epithet 'Naso' because he actually did have a sizeable nose?

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clearcardinal wrote:
Mon Jun 29, 2020 9:24 pm
To take up a post, maybe you could list all the different protagonists and their classes? I am dumb, so I get confused with the Gaiuses.
Sure.

Octavia -- Loremaster. Protagonist of the main playthrough.

Gaius Goonius -- Merchant. Commercium playthrough.

Gaius Stabbius -- Assassin. Boatmen of Styx playthrough.

Gaius Brutus -- Mercenary. Imperial Guards playthrough.

Gaius Impuratus -- Thief. Forty Thieves playthrough.

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Thank you!

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